作业帮英语鬼故事 搞笑一个英文鬼故事，一定要搞笑，不超过300词
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英语鬼故事 搞笑
一个英文鬼故事，一定要搞笑，不超过300词
一个英文鬼故事，一定要搞笑，不超过300词
A wild guess
Our physics professor was srugging to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principe of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pooi atthe public,the water rose spilling over the edge.Excited at his discovery;he ran down the street yelling,"Eureka,eureka!"The instructor asked of anyone knewwhatthat meant.
One student stood up and answered,"I'neked! I'm neked!"
一个胡乱的猜测
我们的物理教授正在努力尝试把学生引入关于排水量的阿基米德原理的讨论。他告诉我们当阿基米德进入公共浴室的池子中时他注意到水漫出了浴缸边。由于这个发现，他兴奋的跑到街上并大叫道：”我找到了！我找到了！“教授问道是否有人知道这代表什么。
一个学生站起来回答道“我裸（奔）了，我裸（奔）了”
再问： 这是鬼故事？？
再答： 一位医生在做完急诊后已是午夜，正准备回家。走到电梯门口，见一女护士，便一同乘电梯下楼，可电梯到了一楼还不停，一直向下。到了B3时，门开了，电梯门开了，一个小女孩出现在他们眼前，低着头说要搭电梯。医生见状急忙关上电梯门，护士奇怪地问：“为什么不让她上来。”医生说：“B3是我们医院的停尸房，医院给每个尸体的右手都绑了一根红丝带，她的右手，他的右手有一根红丝带……”护士听了，渐渐伸出右手，阴笑一声说：“是不是……这样的一根红绳啊？
A doctor is the middle of the night after finish the emergency, are ready to go home. Walked to the door of the elevator, he saw a female nurses, then took the elevator downstairs, but does not stop the elevator to the first floor, all the way down. The B3, the door opened, and the elevator door opened, and a little girl in their eyes, say to want to take the elevator down. The doctor looked at quickly closed the door, the nurse oddly ask: "why don't you let her up." The doctor says, "B3 is our hospital morgues and hospitals for every body's right hand tied with a red ribbon, her right hand, and his right hand with a red ribbon..." Nurse heard, stretched out his right hand, and gradually YinXiao said: "... such a red rope?
Our physics professor was srugging to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principe of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pooi atthe public,the water rose spilling over the edge.Excited at his discovery;he ran down the street yelling,"Eureka,eureka!"The instructor asked of anyone knewwhatthat meant.
One student stood up and answered,"I'neked! I'm neked!"
一个胡乱的猜测
我们的物理教授正在努力尝试把学生引入关于排水量的阿基米德原理的讨论。他告诉我们当阿基米德进入公共浴室的池子中时他注意到水漫出了浴缸边。由于这个发现，他兴奋的跑到街上并大叫道：”我找到了！我找到了！“教授问道是否有人知道这代表什么。
一个学生站起来回答道“我裸（奔）了，我裸（奔）了”
再问： 这是鬼故事？？
再答： 一位医生在做完急诊后已是午夜，正准备回家。走到电梯门口，见一女护士，便一同乘电梯下楼，可电梯到了一楼还不停，一直向下。到了B3时，门开了，电梯门开了，一个小女孩出现在他们眼前，低着头说要搭电梯。医生见状急忙关上电梯门，护士奇怪地问：“为什么不让她上来。”医生说：“B3是我们医院的停尸房，医院给每个尸体的右手都绑了一根红丝带，她的右手，他的右手有一根红丝带……”护士听了，渐渐伸出右手，阴笑一声说：“是不是……这样的一根红绳啊？
A doctor is the middle of the night after finish the emergency, are ready to go home. Walked to the door of the elevator, he saw a female nurses, then took the elevator downstairs, but does not stop the elevator to the first floor, all the way down. The B3, the door opened, and the elevator door opened, and a little girl in their eyes, say to want to take the elevator down. The doctor looked at quickly closed the door, the nurse oddly ask: "why don't you let her up." The doctor says, "B3 is our hospital morgues and hospitals for every body's right hand tied with a red ribbon, her right hand, and his right hand with a red ribbon..." Nurse heard, stretched out his right hand, and gradually YinXiao said: "... such a red rope?