英语翻译明天就急于要用的一份英语自我介绍,提供中文,望好心人士帮忙翻译成英文.不必逐字翻译,但希望尽量与原文保持一致.中

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明天就急于要用的一份英语自我介绍,提供中文,望好心人士帮忙翻译成英文.不必逐字翻译,但希望尽量与原文保持一致.中文如下:我叫某某.来自浙江.都说江南水乡的少女有水般的温柔与美丽,我的名字虽然挺水灵,但是也许是我出生时脸先着地吧,我长得倒像东北汉子.我虽然不温柔,但是我很热情.我虽然不聪明,但是我很努力.我不喜欢运动,但是我很强壮.这点相信不用我说,大家也看的出来.因为缺少运动,所以身材欠佳,对不住大家的眼球还请大家见谅.又因为身材欠佳,所以我的英文名字叫slender.减肥成功是我十大梦想之一.希望在变成老姑娘之前我能先变得slender.我讨厌篮球,网球,乒乓球,羽毛球等等等等,但是我不讨厌贝克汉姆,因为他很帅.我喜欢逛书店,喜欢上图书馆,喜欢买书,尽管我不怎么喜欢看书.但是我最喜欢的还是钱了,尽管我很穷.非常高兴能够认识大家,我会珍惜这缘分,与大家一起努力,共同进步.最后不得不说的一点就是我很热于助人,希望大家多多向我索取帮助,当然能够多多给予我帮助也最好不过了.

Hey, every one! I am ..., from Zhejiang. It said that girls from the south of the changjiang river are as gentle and pretty as Adam's wine, but for me, my name is like water, yet i look like a male from northeast, proprably because my face was down to the ground when i was born. I am not gentle, but i am full of passion. I am not clever, but i am not hard-working. Everybody can tell i am really strong even though i do not like doing exercises.
A lack of exercises makes me not healthy enough. Excuse me if i make u guys sick. My health status is not good, so my English name is Slender. Losing weight is one of my ten greatest dreams. Hopefully, i will become slender before i become an old virgin.
I hate playing bascketball, tennis, table tennis, badminton, etc. But i do not hate Beckham, because he is really cute.
I love to going around in book stores. I also like to spend time in library or buy some books, i do not really like to read, though. My favorite stuff is money, though i am not rich. I am so glad to meet you guys. I will cherish this luck, and make great efforts with u people. Last but not least, I am always ready to offer my help. Feel free to ask me if you need any help. It would be nice if u guys can give me some aid. Thank you all.