作业帮请帮忙翻译一下,谢谢!Why We Love Children
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请帮忙翻译一下,谢谢!Why We Love Children
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later."Da-ad."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later."Daaaa-aaaad."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later."Da-ad."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later."Daaaa-aaaad."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
为什么我们爱孩子
1 .一所幼儿园的学生告诉老师,他'd发现一只猫,但它已经死了.
"你怎么知道猫已经死了" 她问她的瞳孔.
"因为我pissed在耳,并没有动,回答说："孩子无辜.
"你做什么呀" 老师感叹惊讶.
"你知道,"男孩,"我倾身超过去' pssst !它并没有打动" .
2 .一个小男孩被送到床,由他的父亲.五分钟后… … 』大广告… … .
"什么"
"我渴了,你能带喝的水"
"不,你有你的机会.熄灯" .
5分钟后说："大aaaad … … 』
"什么"
"我渴了,我可以有一个喝的水吗?"
"我告诉你没有!如果你再问吧,我要为Spank你!!"
5分钟后,.daaaa - aaaad … … 』
"什么" !
"当你能在来为Spank我,你能否把一个喝的水"
3 .一个愤怒的母亲,她的儿子总是进入作怪,
最后问他："你怎么期望获得进入天国"
男孩以为它说：
"好,我就会跑出来,并和进出,并保持砰击门,直到圣彼得说,'天堂之起见,迪伦,来了,或置身事外!' "
4 .有一年夏天晚上,在一次暴力雷阵雨母亲是tucking她的儿子到床上.
她要关灯,当他询问与震颤症,在他的声音,"妈妈,你睡我今晚"
母亲笑了,并给了他一个令人安心的拥抱.
"我不能亲爱的,"她说."我要睡在爸爸的生存空间" .
长期的沉默被打破了去年由他摇摇欲坠的小声音：
"大改装菱帅之跑车版" .
1 .一所幼儿园的学生告诉老师,他'd发现一只猫,但它已经死了.
"你怎么知道猫已经死了" 她问她的瞳孔.
"因为我pissed在耳,并没有动,回答说："孩子无辜.
"你做什么呀" 老师感叹惊讶.
"你知道,"男孩,"我倾身超过去' pssst !它并没有打动" .
2 .一个小男孩被送到床,由他的父亲.五分钟后… … 』大广告… … .
"什么"
"我渴了,你能带喝的水"
"不,你有你的机会.熄灯" .
5分钟后说："大aaaad … … 』
"什么"
"我渴了,我可以有一个喝的水吗?"
"我告诉你没有!如果你再问吧,我要为Spank你!!"
5分钟后,.daaaa - aaaad … … 』
"什么" !
"当你能在来为Spank我,你能否把一个喝的水"
3 .一个愤怒的母亲,她的儿子总是进入作怪,
最后问他："你怎么期望获得进入天国"
男孩以为它说：
"好,我就会跑出来,并和进出,并保持砰击门,直到圣彼得说,'天堂之起见,迪伦,来了,或置身事外!' "
4 .有一年夏天晚上,在一次暴力雷阵雨母亲是tucking她的儿子到床上.
她要关灯,当他询问与震颤症,在他的声音,"妈妈,你睡我今晚"
母亲笑了,并给了他一个令人安心的拥抱.
"我不能亲爱的,"她说."我要睡在爸爸的生存空间" .
长期的沉默被打破了去年由他摇摇欲坠的小声音：
"大改装菱帅之跑车版" .