英语翻译幽默的中国人 作者/出处：日期：2004-11-17 在一望无际的撒哈拉大沙漠上,一个中国人,一个英国人,一个美

英语翻译
幽默的中国人
作者/出处：日期：2004-11-17
在一望无际的撒哈拉大沙漠上,一个中国人,一个英国人,一个美国人孤独的走着,他们一无所有.
突然他们发现一个魔灯,蹭了蹭,从里面变出一个灯神,他说：感谢你们把我放出来,我愿意帮你们每人实现三个愿望.
于是,英国人说：给我一堆钱,再给我一堆钱,送我回巴黎.灯神实现了他的愿望.
美国人说：给我一堆钱,再给我一堆钱,送我回纽约.灯神实现了他的愿望.
轮到中国人了,他说：给我一瓶二锅头,再给我一瓶二锅头.灯神实现了他的前两个愿望.这时醉醺醺的中国人说出了第三个愿望 ：把那两个人给我叫回来!
三个人又重新走到一起,英国人和美国人都很气中国人,但无可奈何,只好继续走.突然他们又发现一个魔灯,蹭了蹭,从里面变出一个灯神,他说：感谢你们把我放出
来,我愿意帮你们每人实现三个愿望.
英国人和美国人想这回可不能再像上次那样了,得让中国人先说.于是他们叫中国人先许愿.
中国人说：给我一瓶二锅头,再给我一瓶二锅头.灯神实现了他的前两个愿望.这时醉醺醺的中国人说出了第三个愿望 差点没把那两个人气死：没事儿了,
于是灯神消失了…………
三个人又重新回到了一起.

China humorous person
Author / Source: date :2004-11-17
In the endless Sahara desert, a Chinese, a Briton, an American walked alone, they have nothing.
All of a sudden they found a magic lamp, rub the rub, a change from the inside Dengshen, he said: let me thank you, I am willing to help you achieve each of three wishes.
As a result, the British said: give me a pile of money, give me a pile of money to send me back to Paris. Deng Shen achieve his wish.
Americans say: give me a pile of money, give me a pile of money to send me back to New York. Deng Shen achieve his wish.
Chinese turn to the people, he said: give me a bottle of Erguotou, give me a bottle of Erguotou. Dengshen to realize his aspirations of the first two. At this time the Chinese people drunk out of the third wish: that the two people called me back!
Three people to come together again, the Americans and British Gas are China, but have no alternative but to continue to follow. All of a sudden they found a magic lamp, rub the rub, a change from the inside Dengshen, he said: let me thank you
, I am willing to help you achieve each of three wishes.
British and the Americans can not think like this as the last, let Chinese people first. So they asked the Chinese to make a wish.
The Chinese say: give me a bottle of Erguotou, give me a bottle of Erguotou. Dengshen to realize his aspirations of the first two. At this time the Chinese people drunk out of the third was almost no desire to put the popularity of the two dead: all right, you go!
Deng Shen then disappeared ... ... ... ...
Three people back together.