作业帮简单的初中英语短文及笑话
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简单的初中英语短文及笑话
请给几个英语小笑话和小短文,
请给几个英语小笑话和小短文,
这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.
Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.
A BIG E-mail Mistake
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.
Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.
A BIG E-mail Mistake
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.