求一篇简单的初中英语演讲短文,不要有太多难读的单词,带翻译,最好是一个故事或者笑话,一分钟多就行,

求一篇简单的初中英语演讲短文,不要有太多难读的单词,带翻译,最好是一个故事或者笑话,一分钟多就行,

刚翻过这一篇短文,看看是否合用：
Have you ever done something silly that made you feel so embarrassed? Well, I had a really bad Saturday morning.
I went shopping last week, on my way home, it began to rain. I quickly ran into a nearby phone box because I didn't have an umbrella. It was raining hard and I decided to stay in the phone box until it stopped. A few minutes later, I saw a young man walk up to the phone box, wearing a yellow raincoat and holding a tool box. I didn’t want to go out into the rain, so I picked up the phone and pretended I was talking to someone. I thought he would go away, but he didn't. He just waited in the heavy rain, watching me wave my hands about and act as if I was deep in conversation.
Luckily, the rain stopped after about ten minutes. “OK, Mum,”I said loudly into the phone.
“I'll see you later. Bye!” I put the phone down and went out of the phone box.
“I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long.”I said to the man.
“Oh, I don't want to use the phone,”he replied. “I've just come to repair it. It doesn't work.”
My face turned red and I quickly ran off with my head down. That was certainly the most embarrassing time of my life.
你曾经做了什么愚蠢的事让你感到很尴尬吗?嗯,我就有一个非常糟糕的星期六早上.
上周,我去逛街,在回家的路上下起雨来.我赶紧跑进附近的电话亭,因为我没有带伞.这雨下得很大,我决定留在电话亭直到雨停.几分钟后,我看到一个年轻男子走向电话亭,身穿黄色雨衣,拿着一个工具箱.我不想出外面淋雨,所以就拿起电话,假装我在讲电话.我以为他会离开,但他没有.他只是在大雨里等着,看着我不时在摆动我的手,就好像说得很起劲.
幸运的是,大约十几分钟后,雨停了. 「好吧,妈」,我大声向电话筒说.
「待会见,拜拜!」我放下电话,走出电话亭.
「不好意思,让你久等了」,我对那人说.
「哦,我不想用电话」,他回答说. 「我只是来修理它,它坏了.」
我的脸一下子红了,我低著头赶紧跑了.这当然是我一生中最尴尬的时刻.

如不想原文照用,大可把“我”改成“我的朋友”.