英语翻译I never used to believe those surveys which ranked movin

英语翻译
I never used to believe those surveys which ranked moving house in the Top 10 most stressful experiences in life.Packing up boxes and lugging around sofas how could that be only slightly less traumatic than divorce (and slightly more so than shopping in Ikea)?
But following our move from North London to Surrey last week,I now know this to be true.
Stressful?There should be a Government Health Warning on moving house.Throughout that long,exhausting day I’m convinced my blood pressure hit danger levels on a number of occasions.
Watching the removal lorry slowly reverse into our car was certainly one of them.Only minutes earlier I’d taken the baby out of his car seat.We were parked a good 30 feet away,yet all three removal men swore they couldn’t see our family estate car in their rearview mirrors.It was a small dent in the bumper; a larger one to my confidence.
Then there was the £40 parking ticket slapped on the windscreen in the 30 seconds it took me to pick up my son from nursery.It was the equivalent of a goodbye card from those diligent employees of Islington Council.
While all this was going on,I was speaking to at least seven different operators at a call centre in the hope that one might possess the talent to set up an account on our new landline phone.They did not.
By the time we arrived at our new house (an hour stuck in rush-hour London traffic,another hour to get there) it was getting dark.Without a working landline phone I kept my mobile close at hand… until,that is,our over-tired toddler posted it down the toilet while I was running his bath.I suppose I can’t blame that one on house-moving:that’s just parenthood for you.
The next morning started with promise.We woke in our new home; the sun was shining,the birds tweeting.What could possibly go wrong today?
Within half an hour,a full mug of coffee slid off what we thought was a flat surface and all over the only carpet in the house that didn’t need replacing.
Then we locked ourselves out of the house.The previous owner had forgotten to drop the rather important Yale key with the agents on completion.We only realised this after we had slammed the front door.
How my husband managed to wriggle through the tiny downstairs window with the dodgy catch,I have no idea.I hadn’t seen such a contortionist since the Chinese State Circus came to town.He dropped six feet down onto the carpet,landing headfirst,and hasn’t been quite the same since.
Perhaps removal firms should provide an “after care” counselling service to help repair the shattered nerves of homeowners?Or a welcome pack containing spare keys,carpet cleaner,plasters,bandages,scotch and Valium?
If anyone has had an equally calamitous moving-in experience,let’s hear it.But don’t call me on the mobile it’s in the airing upboard drying out

我从来没有使用相信这些调查名列朝着十大最紧张的生活经验的房子.拖着箱子和收拾周围的沙发怎么可能只有轻微创伤小比离婚（略多于在宜家购物的话）?
但随着我们的行动从北伦敦萨里上周,我现在知道这是真的.
压力?政府应该有健康警告的搬家.在这整个漫长,辛苦一天我相信我的血压击中多次危险水平.
看着货车缓缓扭转搬迁到我们的赛车毫无疑问是其中之一.刚才我所采取的婴儿汽车座椅,他只有分钟.我们的一辆30英尺好了,但所有这三个搬迁男子发誓他们无法在自己的后视镜看到我们的家庭旅行车.这是一个小凹痕的保险杠,一个较大的一个,以我的信心.
然后是英镑40个停车票拍拍在挡风玻璃用了30秒我从幼儿园接我的儿子.这是一个从伊斯灵顿那些勤奋的员工会再见卡相同.
而这一切发生了什么,我说的是至少在7个不同的运营商,希望人们可以拥有的人才,设立新的固定电话呼叫中心的帐户.他们没有这样做.
当我们在我们的新房子（在繁忙时间伦敦的交通,一小时到达）天渐渐黑了坚持一个小时到达.没有固定工作的移动手机,我保持了我的手...直到收盘时,即是我们的过度疲倦学步张贴下来的厕所,而我是经营自己洗澡.我想我不能责怪,关于搬家1：这只是你的父母.
第二天早晨开始的承诺.我们猛然发现在我们的新家园,太阳照着,鸟儿啁啾.可能会发生什么错呢?
不到半小时,1杯咖啡全滑出了我们的想法是一个平面上,各地在家里是唯一不需要更换地毯.
然后,我们锁定了自己的房子.以前的主人忘了下降的很重要的耶鲁与代理商完成的关键.我们只有认识到这一点后,我们撞上了前面的大门.
我的丈夫如何设法蠕动通过与狡猾的捕捉小楼下窗口,我不知道.我从来没有见过这么柔术,因为中国国家马戏团来到小镇.他放弃了六英尺下的地毯上,头向前降落,并没有被完全一样,因为.
也许搬迁企业应该提供一个“后服务”的辅导服务,协助业主修复破碎的神经?还是一个值得欢迎的包内有备用钥匙,地毯清洁剂,胶布,绷带,苏格兰和安定?
如果任何人有同样经历了一个灾难性的移动-,让我们听到.但是千万不要在移动它在upboard干燥播出的我
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