英语翻译秀 才 教 子（剧本） 演员：儿子— ；客人— ；秀才— ；旁白—— .旁白：有个穷秀才,生了一个儿子却很笨,因

英语翻译
秀 才 教 子（剧本）
演员：儿子— ；客人— ；秀才— ；旁白—— .
旁白：有个穷秀才,生了一个儿子却很笨,因为他只有这一个孩子,还指望靠他给家里扬名声.有一次,几个远方的朋友来他这里拜访,他赶快临阵磨枪,把儿子从外面叫进书房.
秀才：“客人来了,你说话要有规矩,要显得有学问.如果客人问起门前的树,你就回答：年成不好,卖了.
儿子：（重复多遍）年成不好,卖了.
秀才：如果客人问起房子后面的假山,你就说：兵荒马乱,早埋到土里了.儿子：（重复多遍）兵荒马乱,早埋到土里了.
秀才：要是人家去看仓里的粮食,就告诉说：这都是爹妈辛辛苦苦挣来的.
儿子：（重复多遍）这都是爹妈辛辛苦苦挣来的.
秀才：要是人家看见墙上的秀才证书,你一定要这样回答：没什么稀奇,我们家每辈出一个.
儿子：（重复多遍）没什么稀奇,我们家每辈出一个.
旁白：他让儿子这几天什么也不干,把他教的话背的滚瓜烂熟.客人来了.秀才为了让儿子显露一下才能,就故意没出面.让他一个人接待客人.
客人：（进门后）你父亲到哪里去了?
儿子：“年成不好,卖了.”
客人：（很吃惊） “你母亲哪?”
儿子：“兵荒马乱,早埋到土里了.”
客人：（见着孩子说些不着边际的话,就指着一堆牛粪叹息道）“哎,块头不小,可惜都是粪尿.”
儿子：“这都是爹妈辛辛苦苦挣来的.”
客人：（实在忍不住了）“你是秀才家的儿子吗?怎么那么傻呢?”
儿子：“没什么稀奇,我们家每辈出一个.

Show to teach child (script)
Actor:Son; the guest; scholar; narrator --.
Narrator:a poor scholar,gave birth to a son is very stupid,because he was only a child,but also count on him to give Home Yang reputation.Once,several friends from afar to his visit,he quickly exams,the son from the outside call into the study.
The scholar:"guests,there must be rules you speak,to appear knowledgeable.If the guest asked in front of thetree,you will answer:bad year,sell.
Son:(a lot) is not over,sell.
Xiucai:if the guest asks the rockery behind the house,you say:War,as early as buried in the soil.Son:(a lot) war,as early as buried in the soil.
Scholar:if people see the positions in the food,told said:This is the parents hard-earned.
Son:(repeating) this is the parents hard-earned.
Scholar:if people see the wall scholar certificate,you must answer:no what strange,each of our men a.
Son:(repeating) not what strange,each of our men a.
Narrator:he let his son do nothing these days,the known words he taught back.Guests.The scholar in order to let his son what to reveal,deliberately did not come forward.Let him receive the guest of a person.
Guest:(soon after) your father go?
Son:"is not over,sell."
Guest:(surprised) "your mother?"
Son:"war,as early as buried in the soil."
Guest:(see the boy said some irrelevant words,pointing to a pile of cow dung,sigh) "Hey,man is not small,but areexcrement."
Son:"this is the parents hard-earned."
Guest:(couldn't help it) "you are a scholar's son?How so silly?!"
Son:"no wonder,each of our men a.