英语翻译I have determined that I am living in a television situa

英语翻译
I have determined that I am living in a television situational comedy.Most people who already know me would say that this is no great revelation,but it's news to me.It started back in November when my wife's sister and husband sold their house.They're building a nice new home in Avon for their budding family,and construction was slated to be finished sometime in late February.By a stroke of fortune (good or bad—who can say?) they quickly sold their former house,thus relieving much of the stress of the move.Of course,this meant they would be without a home for nearly three months.This led them to instant nightmares about living with either set of in-laws or renting a short-term apartment.In a pure gesture of Christian fellowship and family love,my wife offered to let them move in with us for a few months.(I don't recall endorsing the idea,but I'm firmly assured that I did.)
Thus,my wife's sister and her husband became our houseguests.Of course,most of my guy friends predicted doom from the outset,but I was cheerfully confident.I adore my wife's sister,her laid-back husband and their daughters,who are cute as proverbial buttons.We all get along swimmingly,and my wife and her sister have always been best friends.But that's when my life became a sitcom with the sheer chaos that goes with having eight people and an insolent house cat living under one roof.
Let's start with the increase of noise and activity level.My house used to be a fairly quiet place.It was nice to come home after a hectic day at work,take my shoes off and enjoy a relaxing dinner with the family.Now it's a combination day-care center/amusement park.As soon as I enter the home it's as if I've wandered into a Chuck E.Cheese on a Saturday afternoon.We parents now call the period between 8 p.m.and 9 p.m.,when the kids get bedded down for the night,"'Happy Hour."'

我已经决定,我住在一个电视情景喜剧.大多数人已经知道我想说,这不是什么了不起的启示,但它的消息给我.11月份开始时,我的妻子和丈夫的姐姐把房子卖了.他们正在建造一个漂亮的新家里为他们在雅芳家庭,建筑出芽将会在2月下旬做完了.因为命运的(好或bad-who可以说?),他们很快就卖房子,从而减轻他们的前任的压力的移动.当然,这就意味着他们将会没有回家了将近三个月了.这导致了他们的生活与即时做恶梦的姻亲或租一个短期的公寓.在一个纯粹的手势和家人爱团契,我妻子给让他们搬来跟我们呆了几个月.(我不记得我的想法,但是我坚决相信我所做的.)
因此,我的妻子的姐姐和她的丈夫成为我们的客人.当然,我大部分的家伙朋友从一开始就注定预测,但我是高高兴兴地自信.我喜欢我的妻子,她的妹妹的丈夫和儿女、懒散的人一样可爱谚语的按钮.我们所有人都相处得很好,我的妻子,直到她姐姐一直是最好的朋友.但那是当我的生活变得情景喜剧和纯粹的混乱,有8人,一个无礼的家猫生活在同一个屋檐下.
让我们开始以增加噪声和活动的水平.我的房子以前是很安静的地方.很高兴回来之后一天的工作,带我的鞋子脱掉,享受轻松与家人吃晚餐.现在已经是一个日托中心/游乐园的组合.我会尽快进入回家我仿佛走在查克-奶酪的一个星期六的下午.我们的父母现在打电话到下午8点之间的时期,晚上9点,当孩子们六点钟过夜,“快乐的时刻.”
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