英语2人幽默小对话,大约可以讲3、4分钟的,最好是一个寓言 改变.,

英语2人幽默小对话,大约可以讲3、4分钟的,最好是一个寓言 改变.,

the lion and the fox
the lion once said that he was sick on his death bed.
So he asked all the animals to come and listen to his last wishes.
the goat came to the lion’s cave. He stood there and listened for a long time.
then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit entered to hear the last wishes of the king of beasts.
But soon the lion seemed to recover, and went to the mouth of his cave.
He saw a fox waiting outside. "Why don’t you come in?" asked the lion to the fox.
"I beg Your Majesty’s pardon," said the fox, "I have seen many animals enter your cave, but none of them come out.
Till they come out again, I prefer to wait outside."
译文：
老狮子与狐狸
一头年老的狮子声称自己病得要死了,他告诉所有的动物来听他的临终遗言.
一只山羊进入狮子的洞穴,并一直留在那里,接着一只绵羊也进去了.之前,一只兔子也曾进去听这兽中之王的临终遗言.
但是不久,狮子好像康复了,能走到洞口了,他看到狐狸站在洞口,就问：“你为什么不进来呢?”
“尊敬的殿下,”狐狸回答说,“如果我没发现只有进去的脚印,没有一个出来的脚印,我也许会进洞去.”
寓意: 我们必须小心别人的圈套,因为一旦进去了就很难再出来.
或者你需要一些经典的短句,提供一点：
bold attempt is half success. 勇敢的尝试是成功的一半.
In doing we learn. 实践长才干.
East or west, home is best. 东好西好,还是家里最好.
Two heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠,顶个诸葛亮.
Good company on the road is the shortest cut. 行路有良伴就是捷径.
Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水穿石.
Misfortunes never come alone/single. 祸不单行.
Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. 不经灾祸不知福.
The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones. 舌无骨却能折断骨.
A bold attempt is half success. 勇敢的尝试是成功的一半.
Knowing something of everything and everything of something. 通百艺而专一长.
Good advice is beyond all price. 忠告是无价宝.
Ilove you not for whom you are,but who I am when I'm by your side.
Better late than never. 迟做总比不做好（晚来总比不来好）
It's never too late to mend. 过而能改,善莫大焉（亡羊补牢,犹未晚也）
If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well. 如果事情值得做,就值得做好.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. 无热情成就不了伟业.
Actions speak louder than words. 行动比语言更响亮.
Lifeless, faultless. 只有死人才不犯错误.
From small beginning come great things. 伟大始于渺小.
One today is worth two tomorrows. 一个今天胜似两个明天.
Truth never fears investigation. 事实从来不怕调查.
我爱你并不是因为你是谁,而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁
No preson deserves your tears,and who deserves them won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪,值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的
Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being.
只因为某人不如你所愿的爱你,并不意味着你不被别人所爱
A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart.
一个真正的朋友会握着你的手,触动你的心
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.
错过一个人最可怕的方式就是：坐在他/她的身旁,你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她
Never stop smiling,not even when you're sad,someone might fall in love with your smile
永远都不要停止微笑,即使在是难过的时候,说不定有人会因为你的 笑容而爱上你
希望能帮到你. 1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道.
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道.
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里.
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问.
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6."
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后