英语翻译我是侦探毛利先生.很多千古奇案都在我手中一一化解,比如说,泰坦尼克号为什么会沉没,我知道；比如说,肯尼迪为什么会

英语翻译
我是侦探毛利先生.很多千古奇案都在我手中一一化解,比如说,泰坦尼克号为什么会沉没,我知道；比如说,肯尼迪为什么会遇刺,我也知道.但这不够过瘾,这次我要把眼光放到千年前的奇案,白雪公主遇害案上.很多人呀认为白雪公主是被她母后害死的 我可不这么想.下面让我们重温当时的场景.
首先我们采访一下皇后.
难道世上还有人会嫉妒你的美貌?我们再采访一下白雪公主.
大家都知道这叫杀人动机.当然我们故事中还有七个十分重要的角色,那就是七个小矮人,有请他们!
故事发生在一个明媚的早晨,七个小矮人和白雪公主在公园里快乐的散步.皇后来了.
停停停!请大家注意这个苹果,它是世上最毒的苹果,胜过任何毒药,不过当时的案件是否果真如此.经过我们缜密的调查,十分幸运的发现这个苹果是有后代的.经过时间的递变,基因的突变,这个苹果的后代变得十分高大,有请苹果.
我们与这个苹果的后人经过长时间的交流,终于发现案件另有蹊跷,看来我们必须重新审视历史,说不定会有另外一个面目.
看来我们必须重新审视这个案件,又是一个明媚的早晨,到底发生了什么?这一刻被历史永远的定格,母后是个凶狠的后娘,害死了自己的女儿,被大家推下了山崖.这是我们对历史的又一解读.
我们对白雪的死因也进行的调查,移动用户发送短信到10086,联通用户发送短信到12345678,我们得到以下六种死因.
第一,有的宿舍没有热水器,她不得不洗冷水澡,一次两次,她冻死了.
第二,有的宿舍有热水器,水太烫了,她被烫死了.
第三,白雪爱喝三氯牛奶,久而久之,就肾衰竭了.
第四,习题一遍一遍的做,烦死了烦死了烦死了,她被烦死了.
第五,都听说过守株待兔的故事吧,或许她是这么死的.
当我看着满地的尸体,我突然想到了第六种死因,她因为担任寝室长的职务,累死了.

I am all good detective Mr.Mao Li.A lot of case history in my hands one by one to resolve,for example,why the Titanic sank,I know; for example,why John F.Kennedy was assassinated,I know.But not enough fun,this time I'll look into the case years ago,Snow White was killed on the case.Many people think that it is Snow White,she was killed the letters I do not think so.Let us remind ourselves of the scene at that time.
First of all,we interviewed about the Queen.
Are there people in the world will be jealous of your good looks?We re-interviewed about Snow White.
As we all know is called the motive to kill.Of course,we have the story of seven very important role,and that is the Seven Dwarfs,ask them!
The story takes place in a bright morning,Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the park happy to take a walk.Queen's coming.
Stop-stop!Please note that the Apple,which is the world's most poisonous apple,is better than any poison,but the case was whether or not the case.After careful investigation,we are very fortunate that Apple has found that of future generations.Change the time,the gene mutation that future generations of Apple's become very tall,please Apple.
And the apple of our generations have had a lengthy exchange,finally found another suspicious case,it appears that we have to re-examine the history,maybe there will be another face.
It seems we need to re-examine the case and a bright morning,in the end what happened?It was a moment of history forever fixed,the letters was a vicious stepmother,killed his daughter,we were pushed down the cliff.This is another interpretation of history.
We are also the cause of death of the snow survey conducted by mobile users send text messages to 10,086,Unicom users to send text messages to 12,345,678,we have been following the six causes of death.
First,some quarters have not the water heater,she had to Xilengshuizao,first two,she had frozen to death.
Second,some quarters have water heaters,water Tai Tang,she was a Tangsi.
Third,the snow-trichloro Aihe milk,with the passage of time,a failure.
Fourth,do the exercise over and over again,the Fan Si Fan Si of the Fan Si,she was the Fan Si.
Fifth,heard about the story you a passive attitude,so perhaps she was dead.
When I looked at the bodies on the floor,I suddenly thought of the sixth cause of death,because her bedroom as long positions,the exhausted