英语短文翻译！急~~谢谢

英语短文翻译！急~~谢谢
There are a number of phrases built on the word “put”,among which is the expression “putting one on “.when one finds it diffcult to believe what you said,he may look at you more closely and ask ,”are you putting me on?”he doesn`t think you are serious.perhaps,you are joking,having some pleasant friendly fun.there are people who like to play jokes on friends,to put them on in strange ways,some funny,some not.this you especially true on April 1 st,April Fools`day.year after year,a number of people let themselves be fooled by the same joke.they just forget what happened to them the year before.
One of these often repeated jokes is about a telephone call.the caller changes his voice and tells his friend a certain Mr.fox calls him and asks him to make a quick reply to the given number,which is the telephone number of the National Zoo.Unthinkingly,the friend quickiy makes his call and asks for Mr.fox.
The man on the other end say,”who?”
“Mr.Fox.I don`t know his full name .Please hurry.”
The man at the other end answers，”we have no Mr.fox here “.then he realizes it is a joke and he has heard it before.and he begins to laugh and says,”Look,friend ,this is the zoo.somebody is pulling your leg,putting you on “.
“Good God,”the friend says to himself,”how foolish I am!”but he thinks about it and can`t help having a good laugh over it.

There are a number of phrases built on the word “put”,among which is the expression “putting one on “.when one finds it diffcult to believe what you said,he may look at you more closely and ask ,”are you putting me on?”he doesn`t think you are serious.
有许多与put有关的短语，“putting one on “就是其中之一。当某人发现你说的话难以置信时，他也许会凑近仔细地看你，然后问到，”are you putting me on?”意思是他认为你是在靠玩笑，不是认真的。
perhaps,you are joking,having some pleasant friendly fun.there are people who like to play jokes on friends,to put them on in strange ways,some funny,some not.this you especially true on April 1 st,April Fools`day.year after year,a number of people let themselves be fooled by the same joke.they just forget what happened to them the year before.
也许你似乎在开玩笑，来制造一些趣味。有许多人喜欢开朋友的玩笑，让他们当众出糗，特别是在四月一号愚人节那天。有的玩笑很有趣但不全是。许多年来，很多人总是被同一个玩笑愚弄，只是因为他们忘了去年的这个时候发生了什么。
One of these often repeated jokes is about a telephone call.the caller changes his voice and tells his friend a certain Mr.fox calls him and asks him to make a quick reply to the given number,which is the telephone number of the National Zoo.Unthinkingly,the friend quickiy makes his call and asks for Mr.fox.
其中一个经常被开的玩笑是关于电话的。打电话的人改变他的嗓音，说一个FOX先生找你，然后给你一个号码，叫你赶快给这个号码打电话。而这个号码竟是国家动物园的。而这个朋友想都没想就打电话过去找FOX先生了。
The man on the other end say,”who?”
电话那头的人问：谁？
“Mr.Fox.I don`t know his full name .Please hurry.”
“FOX先生，我不知道他的全名。请快点”
The man at the other end answers，”we have no Mr.fox here “.then he realizes it is a joke and he has heard it before.and he begins to laugh and says,”Look,friend ,this is the zoo.somebody is pulling your leg,putting you on “.
电话那头的人说道，我们这没有这个人。然后他意识到这是一个玩笑，因为他以前也遇到过。于是他笑起来然后说道，嘿！朋友，这里是动物园。有人在跟你开玩笑耍你呢！
“Good God,”the friend says to himself,”how foolish I am!”but he thinks about it and can`t help having a good laugh over it.
天拉！这个朋友自言自语道。我太蠢了！但他仔细想想又不由得大笑起来。
注：FOX可译为人名福克斯，它在英文里同时是“狐狸”的意思。所以才会跟动物园扯上关系。