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英语笑话 越短越好 还要带翻译
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Expensive Price
Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist:I usually do.But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元.
母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生:是的.但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了.