英语翻译一次乘公交车回家,上车后发现钱包里没有一元零钞,一着急,便掏出一张十元大票进投币口.后来越想越觉得窝囊,便跟司机

英语翻译
一次乘公交车回家,上车后发现钱包里没有一元零钞,一着急,便掏出一张十元大票进投币口.后来越想越觉得窝囊,便跟司机商量,能不能让我守在门口,将下一站乘客本应投进投币口的钱据为己有?司机同意了.
车很快驶到下一站,很多人争着上车.我挡在门口,对第一位乘客说：“把钱给我.”对方一愣：“凭啥?”三言两语也解释不请,我就说：“给我就行了,别的不用管.”对方瞅瞅司机,司机点头默许.于是,一元钱到手.依法炮制,很快收了八个一元钱.接着上来一位大汉,虎背熊腰,剃着板寸,露着刺青.见我拦着他,怒道：
哥们儿?”我说：“一会儿再跟你说,先把钱给我.”对方眼珠子都圆了：“说啥呢?”我说：“把钱给我!”对方张大了嘴,冲司机问：“这小子干吗的?”大汉堵在门口,后面的人上不来,而车厢里的人急着发车,所以大家七嘴八舌地嚷起来了：“啰唆什么呢!快给钱!”大汉很快瘪了下去.只见他从口袋里掏出钱包递过来,哭丧着脸说：“老大,身上就这点钱,你们人多,我服了.

once i took abus home,and found i had no 1 yuan change,so in a hurry,i put a 10 yuan note into the money case.but after that i thought it was quite stupid so i ask the driver whether i could take the money of others as my change,the driver agreed.
at the next stop many people pushed their way up.i stood by the door and said to the first passenger,"give me the money",he was confused and asked"why?" it would take a pretty few words to explain,so i just said,"just give me".he took a look at the driver,who nodded as a sign of approving.thus i got the yuan.in this way,soon i've collected 8 yuan.then up boarded a big guy,with short-cut hair and tatoo.on seeing i was standing in his way,he shouted,"what?man"i said,"give me the money and i'll tell you later".his eyes opened wide,"pardon?"i repeat,"give me the money!"he opened his mouth widely and shouted to the drive,"what's this man doing here?" this big guy blocked the door way,leaving the ones still out of the bus unable to get in,and the ones in the bus worried about the delay.so everybody began to shout,"shut up,just give the money "the big guy soon gave in.he picked out his purse from his pocket,and handed it over,while saying with a long face,"please boss,that's all i have.surely you have an advantage in hands."
人工的哦~呼呼~