英语翻译Dear Friend,It is my pleasure to reach you after our uns

英语翻译
Dear Friend,
It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our
business transaction,I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded
in receiving the funds with the help of a new partner from Paraguay Mr
Fernando Alvaro Gomez,Everything was perfectly done because we strike
a deal with one of the Lady Accountant who works with the Ghana
Ministry of Finance (G.M.F) in Accra Ghana.
I have decided to compensate you with the sum of $850,000,00.Eight
Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars in a Cashier's
Cheque.This is from my own share I did this simply to show
appreciation to you for your kind support.
Presently I am in Paraguay for investment project with my own share
under the advice of my new partner.I will be sending you e-mail from
time to time to know if you have received your own share or not In the
light of the above.You are therefore to contact my Lawyer Barrister
Paul Adams and do send him your phone number and your contact address
where you want your Cheque to be sent to you,His e-mail address is:
Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque so that we
can share the joy together after all the suffering,at that time In the
moment I am very busy here in Asuncion the capital city of Paraguay
because of the investment projects which the new partner and I are
having at hand So feel free to get in touch with him to send your
Cheque to you without any delay.
With My Best ,
Mr.William Uba.

用google翻的,挺搞笑的,
亲爱的朋友,
我很高兴我们达成不成功的尝试之后,
商业交易,我不得不通知你,我成功
接受与一名来自巴拉圭议员的新合作伙伴的资金帮助
阿尔瓦罗费尔南多戈麦斯,一切是完全做的,因为我们罢工
一与夫人会计师谁与加纳的作品之一处理
财政部（G.M.F）在加纳的阿克拉.
我已决定赔偿的金额为850,000,00你.八
一百五十千美元的出纳
支票.这是从我自己的共享我这样做只是为了说明
感谢您为您的实物支持.
目前我的投资项目,我自己的份额,巴拉圭
根据我的新partner.I意见将会向您发送电子邮件从
随时知道您是否已收到在您自己的股份或不
光的above.You因此,我的律师联系律师
保罗亚当斯并给他您的电话号码和您的联系地址
您希望您的支票被发送到你,他的电子邮件地址是：
请不要让我立即知道您收到支票,让我们
可以分享的喜悦之后,所有的痛苦,在那个时候
目前,我非常忙碌,这里亚松森巴拉圭首都
由于投资项目的新的合作伙伴和我
手头上有这样的感觉可以自由地去与他接触发送您的
支票,不得拖延给您.
我最好的,
威廉先生乌芭.