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A man and his wife got into bed for the night.The wife had c

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A man and his wife got into bed for the night.The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.As he was reading,he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her beaver.He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked,What the hell are doing,taking all your jammies off?The wife replied,you have me all turned on now,how about finishing the job?
The husband said,Hell no!I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
太多了,就大概意思跟你说说吧:
一男子跟老婆睡觉,她老婆先睡了,但是该男子拉灯看书.并时不时的去摸他老婆的私处,然后就接着看书了.
结果他老婆起来在他面前摆弄起来,男子骂道:你他妈的干嘛?女人回答:你丫把我弄得云里雾里的咋办啊?
男人说:该死的,我就是为了沾点水好翻书的.