新概念英语中的一篇英语笑话（急）

新概念英语中的一篇英语笑话（急）
我现在在大学上学,由于需要,现在急需要新概念英语其中一册里有一篇笑话,是”私人谈话””Privte coverstion”,我忘了是哪一册了,现在急需,麻烦哪位能迅速提供,出100分悬赏,谢谢!
愿意在线等!（急）

Lession 1
A private conversation 私人谈话
Last week I went to the theatre.I had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.
I did not enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me .
They were talking loudly.I got very angry.I could not hear the actors.
I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily.They did not
pay any attention. In the end ,I could not bear it . I turned round again
. ';I can';t hear a word!';I said angrily.
';It';s none of your business,';the young man said rudely .';This is a
private conversation!';

注释
文章主要是学习过去时态(用红色的动词)
Last week I went to the theatre.
*last week 是过去时间标志,went是go的过去式,go to the theatre
-去看戏
I had a very good seat.
我的座位很好
The play was very interesting.
戏很有意思
I did not enjoy it.
但我无法欣赏
A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me .
They were talking loudly.
一男一女在我身后大声说话
I got very angry.
*get angry-生气
I could not hear the actors.
我听不见演员说话
I turned round.
I looked at the man and the woman angrily.
我转身怒视他们
They did not pay any attention.
他们毫不理会 *pay attention 注意
In the end ,I could not bear it .
最后,我忍不住了
I turned round again
我又转头
. ';I can';t hear a word!';I said angrily.
很生气地说：“我一个字也听不见了!”
';It';s none of your business,';the young man said rudely .';This is a private conversation!';
“不关你的事,”男的毫不客气地说,“这是私人间的谈话!”