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英语翻译提一个英语笑话,今天要!.我和一个朋友去后海遛弯,突然蹦出来一个拿着枪的人,对着我的朋友问:1+1得几?我朋友说

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提一个英语笑话,今天要!.我和一个朋友去后海遛弯,突然蹦出来一个拿着枪的人,对着我的朋友问:1+1得几?我朋友说:得...得2.“你知道的太多了!\”第二天我又和另一个朋友去后海,有一个人拿着把刀冲了出来,对着朋友说:在什么情况下2大于5,5大于0,0大于2?“在算错的情况下...”那个人把我朋友的胳膊砍了\“在猜拳的情况下”第三天我再次和一个朋友去后海,突然从水里出来一条龙,对他说\“我可以实现你一个愿望”朋友立刻说到\“我想有九条命”龙说\“你走吧,你已经实现愿望了”朋友不相信,来到铁路上,一辆火车经过,他死了.死后他在天上问那条龙\“我不是有九条命吗?怎么还死了?”龙说\“你很不幸,年轻人,火车有十节车厢!” 今天就要,
出处:中世纪2全面战争(史诗传说)
Me and a friend to go after the sea Liu Wan,suddenly jumped out of a person holding a gun,facing my friend asked:1 +1 get a few?My friend said:too ...get 2.Bang!!!"You know too much!"The next day I and another friend to go after the sea,a man holding a knife,rushed out,facing the friend said:under what circumstances the two is greater than 5,5 is greater than 0,0 more than "In the case of operator error ..." the man of my friend's arm and cut the "In the case of finger-guessing game,"On the third day I again went with a friend after the sea,suddenly from out of the water dragon,for he said,"I can achieve your aspirations of a" friend once said,"I want to have nine lives," Long said,"You go,you have achieve the aspirations of the "Friends do not believe that came to the railway,on a train after he was dead.After his death,he asked the dragon in heaven,"I do not have nine lives?How is also dead?" Long said,"you are unfortunate young man,the train has 10 cars!"