英语故事短文我是高一生,急求1分钟左右的搞笑英语短文,随便什么题材.
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我是高一生,急求1分钟左右的搞笑英语短文,随便什么题材.
我是高一生,急求1分钟左右的搞笑英语短文,随便什么题材.
3 Soul
3 soul to God,one voice said:"I die a very unjust,should be to heaven!" God:"I only make the most injustice is a heaven,how did you first say die."
A:"I'm cleaning.One day,I in a low buildings old and not old roofs of the buildings security net sweeping,careless and fell down.I grabbed a pipe,under,under water I do not know Who knows Which bastard was pulled down.because of low floor,I did not fell to his death.Results of a refrigerator fell above the me stoned."
B:"I went to another home to his wife having an affair,resulting in her husband home,I hid in the refrigerator.Results from the fridge if there is no security net that fell out of the window.Because of the protection of the refrigerator,I'm not dead.I just 1 out of a person falling above me stoned the."
C:"I returned home from home in the window to see my wife and another man.I went home very angry,to have pulled down under the water,are thrown into the refrigerator,but also,and his wife shouting .Finally,I accidentally fell from the window to hit his head on someone else's head is dead."
God:"You die very unjust,both to heaven it."
翻译:
三条灵魂
三条灵魂来到上帝面前,异口同声地说:“我死得很冤,应该上天堂!”上帝:“我只让最冤的一个上天堂,先说你们是怎么死的.”
甲:“我是清洁工.一天,我在某栋又老又低还没防盗网的老楼楼顶扫地,不小心摔了下去.我抓住一根下水管,谁知下水管不知被哪个混蛋推倒了.因为楼矮,我没摔死.结果上面掉下一个冰箱把我砸死了.”
乙:“我到别人老婆家去偷情,结果她老公回家了,我躲到了冰箱里.结果冰箱好象从那个没有防盗网的窗户掉下去了.因为有冰箱保护,我没死.我刚一出来,上面掉下一个人把我砸死了.”
丙:“我回家时,从家里的窗户看见我老婆和别的男人在一起.我回家后很生气,把下水管都推倒了,把冰箱都扔了,还和老婆大吵大闹.结果我不小心从窗户掉下去,头撞到别人的头死了.”
上帝:“你们死得都很冤,都上天堂吧.”
3 soul to God,one voice said:"I die a very unjust,should be to heaven!" God:"I only make the most injustice is a heaven,how did you first say die."
A:"I'm cleaning.One day,I in a low buildings old and not old roofs of the buildings security net sweeping,careless and fell down.I grabbed a pipe,under,under water I do not know Who knows Which bastard was pulled down.because of low floor,I did not fell to his death.Results of a refrigerator fell above the me stoned."
B:"I went to another home to his wife having an affair,resulting in her husband home,I hid in the refrigerator.Results from the fridge if there is no security net that fell out of the window.Because of the protection of the refrigerator,I'm not dead.I just 1 out of a person falling above me stoned the."
C:"I returned home from home in the window to see my wife and another man.I went home very angry,to have pulled down under the water,are thrown into the refrigerator,but also,and his wife shouting .Finally,I accidentally fell from the window to hit his head on someone else's head is dead."
God:"You die very unjust,both to heaven it."
翻译:
三条灵魂
三条灵魂来到上帝面前,异口同声地说:“我死得很冤,应该上天堂!”上帝:“我只让最冤的一个上天堂,先说你们是怎么死的.”
甲:“我是清洁工.一天,我在某栋又老又低还没防盗网的老楼楼顶扫地,不小心摔了下去.我抓住一根下水管,谁知下水管不知被哪个混蛋推倒了.因为楼矮,我没摔死.结果上面掉下一个冰箱把我砸死了.”
乙:“我到别人老婆家去偷情,结果她老公回家了,我躲到了冰箱里.结果冰箱好象从那个没有防盗网的窗户掉下去了.因为有冰箱保护,我没死.我刚一出来,上面掉下一个人把我砸死了.”
丙:“我回家时,从家里的窗户看见我老婆和别的男人在一起.我回家后很生气,把下水管都推倒了,把冰箱都扔了,还和老婆大吵大闹.结果我不小心从窗户掉下去,头撞到别人的头死了.”
上帝:“你们死得都很冤,都上天堂吧.”
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