英语翻译1.Pulling a sickie is not something I'm prone to do.And,

英语翻译
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Pulling a sickie is not something I'm prone to do.And,while I'd like to say I feel sick,I don't.Not unless prewedding nerves,last-minute jitters,and horrific amounts of stress count.
But nevertheless this morning,I decided I deserved a day off -- hell,possibly even two -- so I phoned in first thing,knowing that as bad a liar as I am,it would be far easier to lie to Penny,the receptionist,than to my boss.
I did think vaguely about doing something delicious for myself today,something I'd never normally do.Manicures,pedicures,facials,things like that.But of course guilt has managed to prevail,and even though I live nowhere near my office in trendy Soho,I still know,beyond a shadow of a doubt,that should I venture outside on the one day I'm pretending to be sick,someone from work will just happen to be at the end of my street.
So here I am.Watching dreadful daytime television on a cold January morning (although I did just manage to catch an item on "updos for weddings",which may turn out to be incredibly useful),eating my way through a packet of custard creams (my last chance before the wedding diet goes into full acceleration),and wondering whether there would be any chance of finding a masseuse -- a proper one -- to come to the house at the last minute to soothe the knots of tension away.
The problem with feeling guilty about pulling sickies,as I now discover,is that you end up too terrified to leave the house,and therefore waste the entire day.And of course the less you do,the less you want to do,so by two o'clock I'm bored,listless,and sleepy.Rather than taking the easy option and going back to bed,I decide to wake myself up with strong coffee,have a shower,and finally get dressed.(word count 324 words)

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我不喜欢做个病猫,但却又常常说自己不舒服,其实我一点也没有不舒服.只有结婚前夕紧张,临时抱佛脚或是巨大的压力,才会真正令我不舒服.
可是今早,我还是觉得自己应该请一天的假,天啊,其实我觉得我应该请两天.所以今早我做的第一件事,就是打电话请假.虽然我不是撒谎高手,但要骗过Penny, 一点都不难.总比要骗过老板容易许多.
我大约地想过今天应该做一些让自己高兴的事,一些平常我不做的事.美甲护理,脚部护理, 美容等等的事.可是我还是斗不过自己的良心谴责.我知道,虽然我家和公司有点距离,但骗大家说我生病,过后又光明正大的出门,搞不好真的会在街尾碰到同事.
所以我只好呆在家,在这寒冷的一月季节里,开着无聊的早晨电视（虽然我刚刚开到了一个挺有用的,关于结婚的节目）.我边看电视,边吃着奶油酥（这或许是我最后一次吃肥腻的食物了,我很快就要为我的婚礼,进行地狱式减肥计划）.我正在想,现在是否来得及,请一个按摩师回家,来给我减压减压.
我终于搞清楚了.装病所带来的良心谴责就是令自己不敢出门,白白浪费一天的时间.当然, 你越没事做,你就越不想找事做.到了下午两点时,我已经是又闷,又慢无目的和想睡觉.
我没有直接跑去睡,反而喝了杯浓浓的咖啡,冲了个澡,换了一身干净的衣服.