英语翻译BFFFYou are my best friend in the worldAnd I hope that y

英语翻译
BFFF
You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome
Playing poker- Friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well,you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you...in a heterosexual way
We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back,you ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs,you asked to suck em she refused
Oh while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up you told me I (was dead)
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you
(I freakin' love you,dude)
I'm trying to say I love you...in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you...in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
And I think your iPod sucks
我认为你的iPod吸...
这种人才就别来了。
我想要的是通顺合理的翻译。

你是我世界上最好的朋友.
当我们两一起出去的时候.
真是棒极了 (帅毙了)
周五的晚上玩扑克牌,
午夜的?啤酒还有用高尔夫球车的比赛,
你说我的姐妹很火辣,
我不小心射伤了你的写字用的那双手的手指,你变成了残疾,
我伤了我的腿,你大笑,
还叫来了救护车,停在酒吧门口
当你听到我说:我真的真的有这张感觉 ,你会告诉整个世界我是一个”同志”
也不是同志有什么不对的,
有时候我们互相用拳头殴打对方,
就像当我试图吸引你的妈妈,而且还进入了热吻的阶段的时候(我们互相打了起来)
我想说的是:我爱你,就像爱一个异性一样的爱你!
我们放气打嗝的方式别无两样.
我觉得你的ipod太滥了!
你嘲笑我的头发,因为你的头发已经快掉光了
我看过你的小弟弟你也看过我的
我弄破了你的粉刺,你涂上了芦荟
韦拉在我被太阳晒过的背上,
当我拉裤子的时候你开始进行防守,
你摸了我女朋友的咪咪,你要求吃它们,但是我女朋友拒绝了
当你睡着了的时候,我剃光了你的头,
你醒来告诉我 我死定了
当你听到我说我真的有这张感觉的时候,
你会告诉这个世界我是同志
也不是做一名同志有什么不对的