作业帮求几个英文笑话 要带翻译的 涉及婚姻或家庭或夫妻的
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求几个英文笑话 要带翻译的 涉及婚姻或家庭或夫妻的
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FUTURE 未来
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻子前从不担心未来.EATING OUT 在外面吃饭
When the bill arrives,Mark,Chris,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though its only for $32.50.None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.When the women get their bill,out come the pocket calculators.
买单的时候,阿麦,阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱,虽然其实一共只吃了32块5.没人有更小的票子了,也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开.女人买单时,每人掏出个计算器.MONEY 钱
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need,but its on sale.用得着的东西,要是值1块钱却卖2块,男人也会买；用不着的东西,要是值2块钱却只卖1块,女人也会买.
BATHROOMS 浴室
A man has five items in his bathroom:a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towel from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷,刮胡膏,剃须刀,一块肥皂,一块毛巾.一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西,其中的大多数,男人不知道那是干啥用的.
ARGUMENTS 争论
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.
任何争论都是由女人来说最后一句话.男人在此之后说的任何话……都是开始新的争吵.
CATS 猫
Women love cats.Men say they love cats,but when women arent looking,men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫.男人说他们也喜欢,但当女人看不到时,男人踢猫.
SUCCESS 成功
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人是能挣比他太太花得更多的钱的；成功的女人是能找得到这么个男人的.
MARRIAGE 婚姻
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesnt.A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change!And she does.
女人嫁给一个男人,希望他能改变,可他不；男人娶了一个女人,希望她永远不变,可她变了.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻子前从不担心未来.EATING OUT 在外面吃饭
When the bill arrives,Mark,Chris,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though its only for $32.50.None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.When the women get their bill,out come the pocket calculators.
买单的时候,阿麦,阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱,虽然其实一共只吃了32块5.没人有更小的票子了,也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开.女人买单时,每人掏出个计算器.MONEY 钱
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need,but its on sale.用得着的东西,要是值1块钱却卖2块,男人也会买；用不着的东西,要是值2块钱却只卖1块,女人也会买.
BATHROOMS 浴室
A man has five items in his bathroom:a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towel from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷,刮胡膏,剃须刀,一块肥皂,一块毛巾.一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西,其中的大多数,男人不知道那是干啥用的.
ARGUMENTS 争论
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.
任何争论都是由女人来说最后一句话.男人在此之后说的任何话……都是开始新的争吵.
CATS 猫
Women love cats.Men say they love cats,but when women arent looking,men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫.男人说他们也喜欢,但当女人看不到时,男人踢猫.
SUCCESS 成功
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人是能挣比他太太花得更多的钱的；成功的女人是能找得到这么个男人的.
MARRIAGE 婚姻
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesnt.A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change!And she does.
女人嫁给一个男人,希望他能改变,可他不；男人娶了一个女人,希望她永远不变,可她变了.