英语翻译唉,我一看这就@#￥%……!,好在比较短,我不用启动字典了^o^不托时间,但翻译的经典的话额外加50分^o^[t

英语翻译
唉,我一看这就@#￥%……!,好在比较短,我不用启动字典了^o^不托时间,但翻译的经典的话额外加50分^o^
[ti:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]
[ar:Crash Test Dummies]
[al:]
[by:Lexington]
[la:uk]
[00:11]Once there was this kid who
[00:16]Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
[00:20]But when he finally came back
[00:26]His hair had turned from black into bright white
[00:35]He said that it was from when
[00:37]The cars had smashed him so hard
[00:44]Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
[00:54]Once there was this girl who
[00:59]Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
[01:04]But when they finally made her
[01:09]They saw birthmarks all over her body
[01:19]She couldn't quite explain it
[01:21]They'd always just been there
[01:28]Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
[01:38]Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
[01:49]But both the girl and boy were glad
[01:54]'Cause one kid had it worse than that
[02:02]'Cause then there was this boy whose
[02:07]Parents made him come directly home right after school
[02:13]And when they went to their church
[02:18]They shook and lurched all over the church floor
[02:26]He couldn't quite explain
[02:29]They'd always just gone there
[02:35]Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
[02:45]Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
[02:57]Ahhh
thankyou（代我把这句话翻译给您自己）
^o^吻谢就算了,估计你自己亲不着自己^o^
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贴心小帮手 不过以咱们两这智商。别看低，还真不是可以交流的。

从前有个孩子应卷入一场事故而无法到校.待到他终于能再次回到学校时,他的一头黑发已经花白.他感叹道就是那场车祸毁了他.
从前有这样一个女孩,她从不去也不和其他女孩一起到更衣室换衣服.当最终女孩们要她这么做时（换衣服）,女孩们看到了她周身的胎记.这个女孩无法解释这些胎记,这些胎记是与生俱来的.
但女孩和男孩有感到欣慰,因为总有更不幸的人
因为有这样一个男孩,每天他的父母一放学就把她接回家,然后去教堂.他们颤颤巍巍地踏过每一寸教堂的地面.男孩无法解释（为什么要这么做）他们一家一贯如此