英语对话,有关See the doctor

英语对话,有关See the doctor
英语对话,有关See the doctor

Man:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?
Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup.
Man in Delhi:I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor after examining says-"You should walk for 4 km everyday".
After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in Agra,how much more should I walk?"
Patient:Doctor,I see double
Doctor:Sit on the chair please
Patient:Which one
Patient:Doctor,i've lost my memory.
Doctor:When did this happen?
Patient:When did what happen?
Did you hear about the man who ate 106 cloves of garlic a day?
He was taken to hospital in a coma.Poor thing,the doctor said it was from inhaling his own breath!
Patient:Doctor everybody ignores me
Doctor:NEXT PLEASE
Doctor:Tell me how many fingers are these?
Patient:Thirteen.
Doctor :I don't understand your eyes are weak or your arithmatic?
Patient:Doctor,I am suffering from forgetfulness.
Doctor:From when are you suffering from this disease?
Patient:Which disease are you talking about?
Patient:Doctor,Everyday I dream that I am drowning in the sea.
Doctor:Start learning how to swim then.
Anisha:Thank you docter.My fever is gone.
Docter:Dont thank me.Thank god
Anisha:Then I'll pay the fees to god.
A man with two red ears went to his doctor.
Doctor:What happened to your ears?
Man:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone,I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
Doctor:"Oh Dear!But...what happened to your other ear?"
Man:"The scoundrel called back."