英语翻译旁白：在古老的瓦罗兰大陆上,有很多英雄.可是在众多英雄中,偏偏有三个奇葩.皇子：皇子在此,我就是威武英俊的德玛西

英语翻译
旁白：在古老的瓦罗兰大陆上,有很多英雄.可是在众多英雄中,偏偏有三个奇葩.
皇子：皇子在此,我就是威武英俊的德玛西亚皇子——嘉文四世
大圣：哈哈,俺老孙来也
皇子:什么怪猴子,在我面前显摆
大圣：哈,敢嘲讽我.是的话就跟我来一场男人间的决斗,剪刀石头布把!
皇子：.
旁白：三天后,一场名叫“坑你没商量”的大赛开始了.
皇子：哈哈,我皇子守擂,何人敢来与我一战.
观众：皇子加油!
蛮王：我的大刀早已饥渴难忍了,就让你成为我的第一个刀下亡魂吧.
两人一齐：战斗!
旁白：三秒后
皇子：呃啊（倒地）
蛮王：三刀你就不行了,现在谁敢来和我一战
大圣：我来
蛮王：闲话少说,
旁白：请大家闭眼三秒钟,三秒后睁开.
大圣：终于,还是败给了你,好样的,蛮王.
蛮王：我倒在了地上,是我输了!
大圣：不,是你赢了.
蛮王：是你赢了!
大圣：我也认为这一战是我赢了.
蛮王：无语ing
皇子and大圣：蛮王,你为何这么牛?
蛮王：信春哥,得永生.
众人大呼：我晕!
完

Narrator:in the old tile luo continent,there are a lot of heroes.In the numerous heroes,however,must have three wonderful work...
Prince:prince here,I am terrible handsome DE Marcia,prince,article iv
The risk:ha ha,an old to also
Prince:what's the monkey,show off in front of me
The risk:ha,dare to ridicule me.Is a man?Is,you can come with me to a duel between men,stone scissors cloth!
Prince:...
Narrator:three days later,a man named "pit you graffiti" competition started.
Prince:haha,I am prince ShouLei,who dare to war with me.
Audience:prince!
Pretty wang:my sword already hungry bear hard,let you become my first knife harvest.
Two people together,fight!
Narrator:after three seconds
Prince:er...(down)
Pretty king:three knife you can't,who dare to war with me now
Another:I've come to
Pretty wang:cut short,fight!
Narrator:please close your eyes three seconds,three seconds after the open.
The risk:finally,still lost to you,good,pretty is king.
Pretty wang:no!I fell to the ground,I am lost!
The risk:no,it's you win.
Pretty king:you win!
The risk:thank you very much,I also think it is I won the first world war.
Pretty wang:speechless ing
Prince and the risk:pretty king,why are you so cool?
Pretty wang:believe in brother chun for eternal life.
They shouted:I am dizzy!