英语翻译求一个你们认为最好笑的英语笑话 不要太长 带翻译 别从百度上复制啊 那上边的都快用烂了
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求一个你们认为最好笑的英语笑话 不要太长 带翻译 别从百度上复制啊 那上边的都快用烂了
求一个你们认为最好笑的英语笑话 不要太长 带翻译 别从百度上复制啊 那上边的都快用烂了
1.I made my granny happy
我让奶奶开心了
A teacher was telling her students the importance of making others happy.
一位老师在跟学生讲让别人开心的重要性.
"Now, children," she asked, "has anyone of you ever made someone else happy?"
"现在,孩子们,"她问道,"你们当中有谁曾让别人开心过吗?"
"Miss," said a little boy, "I made my granny happy yesterday."
一个小男孩说:"老师,昨天我就让我奶奶很开心."
"Good boy! How did you do that?"
"真是个好孩子!你是怎么做到的呢?"
"I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. When I told her I was going home, she said, 'Well, I'm so glad! '"
"我昨天去看奶奶,在她家呆了3个小时.当我跟奶奶说我要回家的时候,她说:'啊,我很高兴!'"
2.The origin of human race
人类的起源
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
一个小女孩问她的妈妈:"人类是怎么出现的呢?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made."
妈妈回答说:"上帝创造了亚当和夏娃,他们有了孩子.人类就是这样诞生的."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
两天后,小女孩问她父亲同样的问题.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys on the earth. And the human race was evolved from the monkeys."
爸爸回答说:"很多年以前,地球上有很多猴子,人类就是从猴子进化来的."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
小女孩被搞糊涂了,于是又去问她妈妈:"妈妈,你说人类是上帝创造的,而爸爸说人类是由猴子进化来的,这怎么可能呢?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
妈妈回答说:"呃,宝贝,这很简单.我告诉你的是我们家族的进化史,你爸爸告诉你的是他们家族的进化史.
我让奶奶开心了
A teacher was telling her students the importance of making others happy.
一位老师在跟学生讲让别人开心的重要性.
"Now, children," she asked, "has anyone of you ever made someone else happy?"
"现在,孩子们,"她问道,"你们当中有谁曾让别人开心过吗?"
"Miss," said a little boy, "I made my granny happy yesterday."
一个小男孩说:"老师,昨天我就让我奶奶很开心."
"Good boy! How did you do that?"
"真是个好孩子!你是怎么做到的呢?"
"I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. When I told her I was going home, she said, 'Well, I'm so glad! '"
"我昨天去看奶奶,在她家呆了3个小时.当我跟奶奶说我要回家的时候,她说:'啊,我很高兴!'"
2.The origin of human race
人类的起源
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
一个小女孩问她的妈妈:"人类是怎么出现的呢?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made."
妈妈回答说:"上帝创造了亚当和夏娃,他们有了孩子.人类就是这样诞生的."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
两天后,小女孩问她父亲同样的问题.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys on the earth. And the human race was evolved from the monkeys."
爸爸回答说:"很多年以前,地球上有很多猴子,人类就是从猴子进化来的."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
小女孩被搞糊涂了,于是又去问她妈妈:"妈妈,你说人类是上帝创造的,而爸爸说人类是由猴子进化来的,这怎么可能呢?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
妈妈回答说:"呃,宝贝,这很简单.我告诉你的是我们家族的进化史,你爸爸告诉你的是他们家族的进化史.
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