翻译这段英语稿True storyTrue story, I was happy. My girlfriend and

翻译这段英语稿
True storyTrue story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

真实的故事,我很高兴我的女朋友跟我约会已经一年余了,开始商酌婚礼嫁娶之事.我的父母极尽全力帮我们,朋友也很热心,还有我的朋友?她是一个梦!惟一困恼我的是,是她有一个妹妹,真的头疼.我未来的内妹年方二十,常穿迷你裙跟低胸装,当在我身边一弯腰的时候,时常可以不介意间看到她的内裤,很多时候是有一的,有人的时候她从不这么样,有一天,小妹叫我过去看一下婚席请帖,到的时候,她是一个人,她小声的告诉我,我马上要结婚了,她对我有些感觉跟期盼自己过不去,也不想跨过去,她告诉我她曾经有跟我亲热的冲动,就在我向她姐姐求婚的时候,我惊住了,一语不发,然后她说,我上楼了,就在我的房间,如果你想跟我有继续,就上来,我是你的.看着她上去的身影,我傻了,当她走到楼梯顶上,把她的内裤脱了扔到我头上.我傻站了一会,开门走了出去,直接走向自己的车,我的这是,老丈人正站在门外,眼看含泪抱着我说,我们激动你通过了这个小测试,再也找不到一个更好的男人来做我们的女婿,欢迎走进这个家门.
这个故事要告诉你的就是,把TT留在你的车里（要是放在口袋里就容易犯事了）.