英语翻译Dear my Xiuying.Of course my Dear,I have heard of the Gr

英语翻译
Dear my Xiuying.
Of course my Dear,I have heard of the Great Wall of China and the Imperial Palace of China!I was born at night but it wasn't last night!But some of those other places you mentioned I have not heard of.I will look them up on the google and see what the Chinese sweetheart has in mind .
And yes music is just a hobby.I have a piano and an electric bass and of course,I will teach you what I know and you can teach me what you know.I will send you picture of band at nice outdoor concert three years ago.I am way in the back in this picture.
And of course I am not afraid of getting LOST you silly girl!I come all the around the world to see you so as long as you with me,I won't be lost.Right?
Yes,yes yes .you are very smart woman indeed.Of course there will be problems that come up for various reasons and we just work together to communicate and make problem go away.I like that you have such a positive attitude ...But NO!no no no no .(laugh)...I think you have to meet me first and then fall in love with me!But,I don't think that will be much of a problem as I am a very lovable man ..haha ..as you shall see my Miss China..
I make Abagail spaghetti which is Italian and of course I will make this for you any time you like...
Well I need to get my beauty sleep so Chinese Princess doesn't run away when she meets me in person.Tell the Boss at work he better treat you right or I make him a pair of cement overshoes and throw him in the lake!
Lucky stars for you tonight.
Your Jeff

这是一封外国男人写给他中国情人的一封情书,既然是情书,俺就翻出个情味来,按照网络通俗用语来翻,不要被酸倒了牙,嘿嘿.欲知情书详情,请看如下分
秀英,俺的亲亲 .
俺的心头肉,俺听说过中国的长城和中国的故宫!俺虽在夜晚出生,但并不是昨天晚上才出生滴!但亲亲所说的其他几个地方俺却从未听说过.俺会在谷歌上查查,看看俺的中国亲亲在芳心中的所思和所想 .
确实没错,音乐只是俺的业余爱好而已.俺有一架钢琴,还有一把电贝司,俺把俺会的东西教给亲,亲把亲会的东西教给俺,这是理所当然滴.俺会给亲发一张三年前室外音乐会乐队的照片,照片是很靓滴.俺在这张照片中灰常灰常靠后的地方.
嗯,俺的傻丫头,俺是不怕迷路滴!俺绕着地球跑了这么远的路,就是为了来亲眼看看俺的亲,只要和亲在一起,俺是不会迷路滴.对不对呀?
木错,木错,木错 .你是个灰常灰常精明的女人.当然啦,你我二人可能会因各种原因而出现点别扭,咱们可以促膝谈心嘛,小别扭就自然木有啦.俺喜欢亲乐观向上的态度 .但是不行!不行,不行,不行,不行 .（仰天大笑） .俺认为,亲必须先亲眼看看俺,然后再爱上俺!俺心里想,即使这样安排也是木有神马大问题滴,因为俺是个灰常招人喜欢的男人 .哈哈哈 .俺的中国小姐,到时候眼见为实 .
俺会做意大利阿坝盖尔式面条,只要亲喜欢,俺随时给亲奉上,这是绝对木有问题滴 .
嗯,为了保持俺那潘安之俊男面容,先去睡觉喽,如此这般的美容之后,俺的中国小姐见到俺的时候就不会吓得花容失色落荒而逃了.亲在上班的时候告诉老板,让他好好地对待你,否则,哼,俺会给他的双脚套上水泥鞋,然后把他扔进湖里浸猪笼!
幸运之星今晚为你祈福.
你的杰夫