谁能帮我译成英语，谢谢了，不要用软件

谁能帮我译成英语，谢谢了，不要用软件
麻烦帮我把这篇文章翻译成英文，谢谢了，比赛急用
一天， 老师走进课堂，学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好！”
老师愤愤地说：“只叫早上好？那我下午呢？难道就不好了吗？”
于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好！”
老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”
老师：“今天天气很好。”
学生：“今天天气很坏。”
老师：“到处阳光明媚。”
学生：“到处阴云密布。”
老师：“年轻。”
学生：“年老。”
老师：“站立。”
学生：“躺倒”
老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”
老师：“错误，不能这样说！”
学生：“正确，应该这样说！”
老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”
学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”
老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”
学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”
老师：“你们愚蠢。”
学生：“我们聪明。”
老师：“停止！”
学生：“继续！”
老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”
学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”
老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”
学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”
老师：“你们听老师的！”
学生：“老师听我们的！”
老师：“学生都得听老师的！”
学生：“老师都得听学生的！”
老师：“现在你们停止练习！”
学生：“现在我们继续练习！”
老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”
学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”
老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”
学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”
....之后老师怒气冲冲地抱着书本走出了教室

One day, the teacher came into the classroom, the students toghter stand shout: "teacher good morning!"
The teacher angrily say: "call good morning? That I afternoon? Difficult way not good?"
Hence the students toghter shout again: "teacher good afternoon!"
The teacher say: "sit down! Today we are going to review an antonym, we so practice, I say 1, you antonym.now beginning."
Teacher: "the weather of today is very good."
Student: "the weather of today is very bad."
Teacher: "with sunshine everywhere."
Student: "everywhere overcast."
Teacher: "young."
Student: "old age."
Teacher: "stand up."
Student: "down"
Teacher: "a young man stand on the road."
Student: "there was a year old man lying in the road."
Teacher: "I pick up to a dollar money."
Student: "I threw a dollar money."
Teacher: "I pick up to a dollar money, to the teacher."
Student: "I threw a dollar money and steal a teacher."
Teacher: "mistake, can't say so!"
Student: "that's right, should so say!"
Teacher: "this not line, this is illegal behavior!"
Student: "this can, this is the legal behavior!"
Teacher: "listen to a teacher, the teacher say is right!!!"
Student: "listen to our teacher said is wrong!"
Teacher: "you stupid."
Student: "we wise."
Teacher: "stop!"
Student: "continue!"
Teacher: "you stop now! Don't say!"
Student: "we will now continue!!"
Teacher: "you are these stupid pig, I say stop!"
Student: "we are a genius, we say that continue!"
Teacher: "you listen to a teacher!"
Student: "the teacher listen to ours!"
Teacher: "the student all get to listen to a teacher!"
Student: "the teacher all get to listen to a student!"
Teacher: "now you stop practice!"
Student: "now we continue practice!"
Teacher: "you endless it?"
Student: "we assignments of ah!"
Teacher: "that you stop! Stupid pig!"
Student: "that we should continue! Genius!"
... After the teacher enragedly embrace books out of the classroom