十万火急：急需一个英语剧本,适合五个人在课堂上演出的!

十万火急：急需一个英语剧本,适合五个人在课堂上演出的!
嗯 时间控制在10分钟之内,嗯,能把每个人的对话都罗列出来,嗯,最好能配上翻译,星期三就要用了 分数不是问题
我们是大一的学生 呃 词汇能不能不要那么复杂哈 很难发音的

五人角色扮演,还是《生活大爆炸》合适,身份都是学生,节选的这段在谈论电影,涉及物理学常识,长度和难度基本合适.
Penny, wait.
Penny,等等.
-Penny：Yeah?
怎么?
-Leonard: Uh...If you don't have any other plans,
plan：计划,打算
呃... 如果你没别的计划,
do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
join：加入,参加 Thai：泰国 superman：超人 marathon：马拉松
要不来和我们一起吃泰国菜,还有超人电影马拉松?
-Penny：A marathon? Wow. How many Superman movies are there?
马拉松? 哇噢,你们那儿有多少部超人电影?
-Sheldon: You're kidding, right?
kid：戏弄,取消
你开玩笑,对吧?
-Penny：I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter
fall from：落下,跌落 helicopter：直升机
我超喜欢那部,路易丝·莱恩从直升机上坠下.
and Superman swooshes down and catches her.
swoosh：读[swu:?, swu?],n. 嗖的一声(涡动),vt. 嗖的一声(涡动)
超人嗖地一下过去接住她.
Which one was that?
那是哪一部?
One（其他人齐声说）
就一部.
-Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
realize：了解,认识到 scene：（电影,电视的）一个镜头 be rife with：充满
scientific：科学的 inaccuracy：不准确,误差
你知道那场景里,充斥着科学错误吧?
-Penny：Yes, I know, men can't fly.
是啊,我知道,人类不能飞.
-Sheldon: No, no. Let's assume that they can.
assume：假设,猜想
不,不,让我们假设人类可以.
Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial of 32 feet per second per second.
accelerating：加速 initial：最初的 rate（运动,变化等的）速度 feet：英尺 per：每 second：秒
路易丝·莱恩以32英尺/秒平方的初始加速度急速坠落,
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel.
swoop：俯冲,猛冲 save：挽救,拯救 reach out：伸出 steel：钢,钢铁
超人突然下降,用钢铁般的手臂接住她.
Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour,
traveling：移动,滑动 approximately：近似的,大约 mile：英里
莱恩小姐此时大约速度在120英里/时,
hits them and is immediately slice into three equal pieces.
hit：碰撞 immediately：立即,马上 slice into：切开,切成 equal：相等的
猛撞上超人的手臂后,她会马上被切成三等分.
-Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.
unless：除非 match：（使）相称 decelerate：（使）减速【反义词：accelerate：加速】
除非超人赶上她的速度并减速.
-Sheldon: In what space, sir? In what space?
space：n. 位置,空间,距离；v. 隔开,分隔【此处引申为“一段时间”】
哪还有时间,先生? 哪有时间?
She's two feet above the ground.
她离地面只有两英尺.
Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement.
frankly：直率的,坦率的 pavement：硬路面
坦白讲,如果他真的爱她,就应该让她直接撞地.
It'd be a more merciful death.
merciful：仁慈的,宽恕的
那会是种更仁慈的死法.
-Leonard: Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption
entire：全部的 argument：论据,论点 predicate on：以…为基础【predicate ：读['predikit],n. 述语；a. 述语的；v. 断定为,意味】 assumption：假定
抱歉,你全部的争论,都只是建立在一个假设上,
that Superman's flight is a feat of strength.
flight：飞行 feat：n. 壮举,功绩,技艺表演【此处指技艺】 strength：力,力量
假设超人的飞行能力,是一种力量的特技.
-Sheldon: Are you listening to yourself?
listen to: 听
你知道自己说什么吗?
It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength.
established：确定的【well established 相当于 well-known】
这一点是毋庸置疑的啊.
It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings.
extension：延伸,扩展 leap：跳过,跃过 building：建筑物,楼房
这是他跳跃高楼能力的延伸,
an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.
ability：能量,力量 derive from：由…而来,源于 exposure：暴露,显露
是他从太阳光中获取的能力.
-Howard：And you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night?
have a problem with：在方面有问题或困难
你没发现问题吗? 那他在夜里怎么飞行?
-Sheldon: Oh, a combination of the moon's solar reflection
combination：结合,组合 solar：太阳的,日光的 reflection：反映,反射
哦,结合月球的日光反射,
and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.
storage：储存 Krypton：氪 cells：细胞
以及氪星人皮肤细胞中贮存的能量.
-Penny：I'm just gonna go wash up.
gonna= going to wash up：洗脸和手【还有洗餐具的意思】
我要回去洗个手先.
-Leonard: I have 2,600 comic books in there.
comic ：n. 连环图画,杂耍滑稽演员；adj. 滑稽的,有趣的,喜剧的 comic book：连环漫画册
我那儿有2600本连环画册.
I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.
challenge：n. 挑战；v. 向...挑战 reference：参考书目
你敢不敢去找出,所谓的"氪星人皮肤细胞"的内容?
-Sheldon: Challenge accepted.
accept：接受
接受挑战.
《老友记》节选
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
　　　　没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你交往的男人一定有问题!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
打住,乔伊,嘴下留德.他驼背?既驼背又带假发?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢着,他吃粉笔吗?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex各位别急,这不算约会.我们不过是出去吃晚餐,而且不做爱.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. 听起来好像是说我的约会.

[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 记得中学时代的梦,我站在自助餐厅,突然发现自己全身赤裸.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 我做过那样的梦.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
然后我低头一看,看见有一支电话.在那儿.
Joey: Instead of...? 而不是.?
Chandler: That's right. 没错.
Joey: Never had that dream. 我没做过那样的梦.
Phoebe: No. 没有.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. 那支电话突然响起,而我不知道怎么办,每个人都开始望着我.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! 他们之前不看你吗?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
终于,我认为我应该接,结果是我妈打来,我感到很奇怪,因为我妈不曾打过电话给我!