英语翻译1.One evening while my wife and I were entertaining our

英语翻译
1.One evening while my wife and I were entertaining our dinner guests,our five-year- old daughter Debbie helped her mother serve dessert（甜食）.Debbie brought the first slice of pie from the kitchen and placed the plate in front of me.I politely passed it to the woman next to me.Debbie put another slice of pie before me and again watched as I passed it to another guest."You might as well keep it,"my daughter said."They're all the same size."
2.A 21-year-old Texas City man was charged with theft after police caught him trying to drag a newspaper vending machine toward his running vehicle .When the officer approached,the man stopped and acted as if he were reading the newspaper inside."I was dragging it over here so that I could read the paper better,"he explained.
After an officer pointed out that the light was brighter where to machine had been,the man replied,"I read better in the dark."
3.After I was sent to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program,I saw a weekend pass sightseeing in Cairo.A local offered to take my picture on his camel."Free,"he said."No charge"
I thanked him and handed him my camera.The man then shouted a command,and his camel sat down allowing me to board.After takeing the whole roll of film,the man said,"That will be $5."
"But you said you would take my picture free."
"Yes,that was free,"he agreed."But it costs $5 to get you down from the came."
4.My son gave a party one Saturday night.I was hesitant about having a group of teenagers in our home,but to my surpurise ,they were all charming.The kids complimented me on my energy,and hoe young looked(I was 34).When the party was over,I told my son how much I enjoyed his friends and their comments.He smiled and asked if I felt like a teenger again.
"Yes,"I responded,"and I felt wonderful."
"I'm glad,"he said."By the way,I told everyone that you were 54."
5.Part of my job as a commercial driving instructor is to ensure that my foreign-born students,who are not that familiar with English,can read and use road signs.When we came to a sign that said"Dead End," I asked one of the students to explain what it means."You go way down,come to end of street," he said.As I was about to praise him.he continued,"...is cemetery."
6.On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon,we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.Tania headed for the British-passport control line,while I,a Canadian,waited in the foreigners'line.When my turn came,the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit "Pleasure," I replied."I'm on my honeymoon."
The officer looked first to one side of me,then the other."That's very interesting,sir," he said as he stamped my passport."Most men bring their wives with them"

1,一天晚上,当我妻子和我正在招待客人的时候,我们5岁的女儿黛比帮妈妈供应甜食(甜食)黛比将第一片馅饼从厨房的放在我面前的盘子里,我我有礼貌地把它流传给我旁边的女人黛比把另一片馅饼在我面前,又看著我把它递给了另一位旅客."你还不如留住它,也就“我的女儿说.“他们一样大小.”