英语翻译1、The inventingest inventor (an American tall tale) Now,

英语翻译
1、The inventingest inventor (an American tall tale)
Now,everyone knows the world has all kinds of liars.There are the fellas who lie for their own benefit,and they don't care how the lies make you feel.And there are the liars who try to make you think that they think you're the smartest or the prettiest or the most wonderful person in the world only because they want something from you.
But the best liars are the liars who love a lie so much they'll go on forever telling you the whole whopping story.Those kinds of liars will stay up long after midnight telling you their tales.Those liars,in fact,don't want a thing from you.They only want to spin a yarn.
People say that's the kind of liar Bergstrom Stromberg was.
Bergstrom Stromberg was the fellow who always told stories about his great-uncle,Febold Feboldson,the famous Swedish inventor.Stromberg says his uncle was such a great inventor t.
2、Two frogs from Japan
Once upon a time in Japan there lived two frogs.One frog lived in the city of Osaka in a quiet little ditch outside of town.The other frog lived in a clear,flowing stream near Kyoto.The frogs,of course,did not know each other.
One day the frog who lived in the ditch in Osaka overheard a man talking as he passed by."There over the mountain,is beautiful Kyoto," said the man.At once the frog in the ditch came up with a plan."I too would love to see the city of Kyoto,she said."I think I will climb the mountain and go there to see for myself."
At the very same time,the frog who swam through the crystal waters of Kyoto thought,"My home is lovely,but surely there is more to see in the world."
So,each frog set out to cross the tall mountain that separated the two cities.At last,huffing and puffing,the frog from Osaka came to the very to.
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1.发明者（一个关于美国的大话故事）
现在,每个人都知道世界上有许多种说谎者.有些人为了他们自身的利益而说谎,并且他们不关心他们的谎言会让你感觉如何.还有一些人他们让你相信你是世界上最聪明或者最漂亮,最令人愉快的人,因为他们想从你的身上得到某些东西.
但是最好的谎言家是那些喜欢一个谎言以致于他们将永远把它继续下去,告诉你整个庞大的故事.这种说谎者会熬到夜夜给你讲他们的那些传奇.这些说谎者,事实上并不想从你那里得到什么好处.他们仅仅想编织一个故事.
人们把他们称做Bergstrom Stromberg
Bergstrom Stromberg是那种一直告诉你他的伟大的叔叔,FEBOLD FEHOLDSON,那个著名的瑞典发明家的那个人.STROMBERG 说他的叔叔是那样一个伟大的发明家...
2.两只来自日本的青蛙
在日本曾经住着两只青蛙,一个青蛙住在大阪城外一个小小安静的小沟渠外.另外一只处在东京附近一个清澈的,流淌的小溪边.两只青蛙,当然并不知道彼此.
一天住在大阪沟渠里的那只青蛙无意中听到一个路过人的谈话.“山的那边,是美丽的京都”那个人说.沟渠里的那只青蛙马上想出了一个主意.“我也想去看看京都城”她说.“我想我将爬上那座山并亲自去那里看看”.
与此同时,在京都里游泳的那只青蛙也在想“我的家很美,但是世界上还有更多要看的东西”.
因此,分别在两地的两只青蛙出发了,穿过高山.最终,...