急！求高手写篇5人英语对话短文

急！求高手写篇5人英语对话短文
五个人物、
里面要包含自我介绍
爱好
喜欢的运动
喜欢的节日
还有学校生活
这是一个口语考试希望帮忙啦、

Stan: hey dude, what's up?
Eminem: yo, not much dog, you?
S: kind of suck, i got fired for banging my boss's secretary.
E: is she hot? good for you dog. you got any plans?
S: yeah, i think i need a new job now.
E: hey dude, i heard the football team is open for tryouts, why don't you go and see if you still got it?
S: yeah, why not? all i got to do is to MAKE a RESERVATION for my JOB INTERVIEW?
E: no need man, just call Stiffler, tell him that you've been playing football with Nova since high school, he will hook you up.
S: Steve Stiffler is still playin for the team?
E: he made coach now, we go way back, just talk to him.
S: sure, oh where is Nova at? haven't heard from him for a long time.
E: he went to Italy with Heather, he is playing soccer now for a local club in Florence.
S: ew! soccer? that's chick stuff, how does Nova end up playing that?
E: i don't know, man. something sure as hell messed his brain up, yo!
S: Jim and Micheal gotta married last month, did you go to their wedding?
E: no man, i wasn't invited, but i heard Stiffler's mom was there and someone saw Finch with her in a hot tub.
S: for sure? damn! that's the milf i've always wanted to nail. lucky bastard Finch!
E: they are together working on a book of Tantra now, i heard it's coming out pretty soon.
S: what is that?
E: just somethin that can make banging longer and a lotta better, buy a book then you can become a stud again.
S: i don't know man, i'm broke, can you hit me with some dough?
E: no man, the music business is hard too, but what are you doing tonight?
S: i don't know, you got somewhere to go?
E: i'm going to the titty bar outside the lake. you comin with me?
S: why not, i missed Monica, she's got the sweetest tits on erath.
E: then let me call Tyrone and get some weed, Snoop told me he got the best weed in town.
S: let's do it, see you there tonight.
E: peace out, dog, later.