谁有六年级下册,英语小短文（故事,也可以自己编等）,越短越好,越多越好,加翻译.急需!好加的悬赏

谁有六年级下册,英语小短文（故事,也可以自己编等）,越短越好,越多越好,加翻译.急需!好加的悬赏
英语老师让我们上讲台演讲小故事,不用太长,十句话以下,要快,我是六年级下册的,最好带点课本（山东省专用）中的单词,单词不要太难,简单的,好读的.万分感谢,好的加悬赏分

the new teacher
george comes back home from school on the first day of september.
"george,how do you like your new teacher?"asks his mother.
"i don't like her, mom, because she says that three and three is six,
and then she says that tow and four is six, too."
新老师
9月1日,乔治放学回到家里.
“乔治,你的新老师怎么样?”妈妈问.
“妈妈,我不喜欢她,因为她说3加3等于6,可后来又说2加4也等于6.”
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
男子：要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙.那就更糟了
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
、（这些都是比较短而且有意思的,有不会读的单词查一下就可以了
再问： 还有故事吗？有的话我选你，O(∩_∩)O谢谢
再答： Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了 Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born. 吉姆的历史考试 舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？ 母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。