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求一些关于科技的英语笑话.要有中文翻译.

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求一些关于科技的英语笑话.要有中文翻译.
One day a americans,Japanese and a native XiSan with warm,suddenly,American arm rang,the American people click the arm,the sound of the bell,and stopped,the American people are very satisfiedly say:"this is our new technology in the arm,as long as the transplant a chip,it can be as B.B.C all machine."
After a while,the Japanese palm rang,the Japanese took the palm in the ears,the loud gurgling up,other people,but also by surprise,the Japanese satisfiedly say:"this is our latest technology,in the palm,implants,palm can when their cell phone."
Aboriginal felt inferior to silence go to the toilet,after a while,he came back,because wipe clean,bottom inside still clip half of toilet paper.
American and Japanese people laugh at the native asked,"what is that?"
Native people get a brainwave said:"oh!There is a fax send just."
一天一个美国人、日本人和一个土著一起洗三温暖,突然间,美国人的手臂响了,美国人按一下手臂,铃声就停了,美国人很得意的说:“这是我们的新科技,只要在手臂里移植一枚芯片,就可以当做 b.b.call 机了.”
过了一会,日本人的手掌也响了,日本人拿起手掌,在耳朵旁咕噜咕噜地说了起来,其它的人,更是惊讶了,日本人得意的说:“这也是我们的最新科技,在手掌里,植入芯片,手掌就可以当手机了.”
土著人很自卑地默默去上厕所,过了一会儿,他回来了,由于没擦干净,屁股里面还夹着半张卫生纸.
美国人和日本人嘲笑着问土人:“那是什么?”
土人灵机一动说:“哦!有个传真刚传过来了.”