用CUT词组成短文写一篇大概十五句话的短文,用上至少十个的CUT（不同意思的或不同词组的）,题材体裁不限,要求就是有中心

用CUT词组成短文
写一篇大概十五句话的短文,用上至少十个的CUT（不同意思的或不同词组的）,题材体裁不限,要求就是有中心有逻辑,原创转载都可以!
好的话酌情加分,非常好就加到100分!
辛苦两位！特别是heathtd，写了很长，
但是我看了下，里面虽然有很多的CUT，可是都差不多是它的同一个意思，能不能多用上点CUT词组，因为我们的目的是把词组串起来便于记忆！

This morning,an idea sunddenly wormed into my mind,I decided to make a new deffence of the yard. How to make it?Abusolutely, wood is the most important material I have to find first.So I went to the hurst and wanted to cut some sticks.I'd like made a short cut to the destination.However, when I left my house,I met MR Cut and his dog,tinny.,but I decided to give him a cut direct.
"Morning!Shadow_qxw!What a wonderful weather,isn't it? Young man,why are you cut through me?Stop and talk to this poor old man,ok?"
To tell you the truth,in my opinion, this man is nothing but gossip!
"morning!Mr cut!cuting around with your dog?" I spoke with an ironic sence.
"Just have a morning walking!what are you doing now,Monkey man?"Mr cut cut and thrusted.
Damn!I cursed in deep throat,
"I'm going to find some metarials to make a new deffence."
"Find some workers!You needn't do it yourself!Maybe you are not cut out for doing that!"
"well, I decide to cut and contrive the money, you know, I have to save money to pay the check.Money is always cut fine"
"Oh!I see!but,was your salary cut?"The old man is aways with his terrible sound,"Anyway,this evening the town concil will make a party in the county hall, I come here to remind you of that thing!"
"Thank you Mr cut!I won't forget!"I spoke with a loudly voice."But I really have to go now!"
"OK!See you!Monkey man!"Mr cut smiled like a sharp person who just fool somebody some money.
I cut away,jesue!What a unbearable old man he is!
楼主 我即兴写的- -累死我了- -里面有很多cut的短语 就是貌似长了点 希望对你有帮助- -
楼主 貌似这些cut意思不一样吧- -
恩 根据楼主的要求 我再想想