英语翻译April 1st is a day on which .in some countries ,people t

英语翻译
April 1st is a day on which .in some countries ,people try to play tricks on others.if one succeeds in tricking someone,one laughs and says April Fool!and then the person who was tricked usually laughs too.
one April 1st a country bus was going along a winding road when it slowed down and stopped.The driver anxiously turned switches and pressed buttons,but nothing happend .Then he turned to the passengers with a worried look on his face and said this poor bus is getting old .It isn't going as well as it used to.there is only one thing to do if we want to go home today .I will count three.I want you all to lean forward suddenly as hard as you can .This should get the bus started again but if ot doesn t ,I am afraid there is nothing else Ican do.Now,all of you lean back as far as you can in yourseats and get ready.
The passengers all pressed back against their seats and waited anxiously
Then the driver turned to his front and asked,Are you ready?The passengers barely ,had enough breath to answer,Yes!.
One Two Three!counted the driver .The passengers all leant forward suddenly and the bus started up at a great speed.
The passengers breathed more easily and began to smile with relief .But their smile turned to trouble and laughter when the driver merrily cried,April fool!
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April 1st is a day on which .in some countries ,people try to play tricks on others.if one succeeds in tricking someone,one laughs and says April Fool!and then the person who was tricked usually laughs too.
四月一号是这样一个日子,在一些国家,人们想法设法去捉弄其他人,如果一个人成功的捉弄了某个人,他就会大笑着喊道“四月愚人节”（个人感觉这里可以说愚人节快乐!）.被捉弄的那个人呢也总是大笑.
one April 1st a country bus was going along a winding road when it slowed down and stopped.The driver anxiously turned switches and pressed buttons,but nothing happend .Then he turned to the passengers with a worried look on his face and said this poor bus is getting old .It isn't going as well as it used to.there is only one thing to do if we want to go home today .I will count three.I want you all to lean forward suddenly as hard as you can .This should get the bus started again but if ot doesn t ,I am afraid there is nothing else Ican do.Now,all of you lean back as far as you can in yourseats and get ready.
在一个国家的四月一号这天,有个公交车沿着一条环绕的路行驶时,它慢了下来最后停住了.司机着急的打开开关,按下按钮,（这句不懂,发动车和按按钮有什么关系,就按照字面意思翻译了）但是什么都没有发生.然后他转过身去对着乘客们,脸上充满了焦虑.他说他可怜的汽车正在老化,它已经不象以前那么好开了.如果大家今天要回家的只有一件事可以做.“我将数三个书,我要你们都尽自己吃奶的劲往前倒,这样会帮助汽车重新发动起来,如果我们不这么做的话,恐怕我们什么也干不成了,现在,请你们每个人都在你们的椅子上尽量往后靠,请做好准备”
The passengers all pressed back against their seats and waited anxiously
所有的乘客都靠着椅背紧紧的坐好,焦虑的等待着.
Then the driver turned to his front and asked,Are you ready?The passengers barely ,had enough breath to answer,Yes!.
然后司机站到前面,问道“你们准备好了吗?“ 乘客们声嘶力竭的喊道‘是!”
One Two Three!counted the driver .The passengers all leant forward suddenly and the bus started up at a great speed.
1,2,3!司机数到.然后的乘客都突然向前倾然后汽车高速的发动起来了.
The passengers breathed more easily and began to smile with relief .But their smile turned to trouble and laughter when the driver merrily cried,April fool!
乘客们都松了口气,然后都带着自信的微笑.但是很快他们的微笑就变为一张哭脸了,因为他们听到司机兴奋的喊道“愚人节快乐!”