One day a woman was out golfing when she hit her ball into t

One day a woman was out golfing when she hit her ball into the woods
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap,I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog.The frog said,"Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for,your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said,"That would be okay." For her first wish,she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis,that women will flock to." The woman replied,"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So,KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!For her second wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he wll be ten times richer than you." The woman said,"That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So,KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!The frog then inquired about her third wish,and she answered,"I'd like a very mild heart attack." Moral of the story:Women are clever bitches.Don't mess with them.

一个女人外出打高尔夫球有一天,当她打她的球进了树林.她走进树林里找,发现了一个陷阱的青蛙.青蛙对她说,“如果你从这个陷阱里释放了我,我就满足你三个愿望.“女人施放青蛙.青蛙说：但是我没有提到,有一个条件,你的愿望- 即不管你的愿望,你的丈夫将得到10倍以上或更好!“女人说,“那没问题.“对于她的第一个愿望,她想成为世界上最美丽的女人.青蛙警告她,“你一定要明白,这个愿望能够使你的丈夫是世界上最英俊的男人,一个阿多尼斯,妇女将羊群来.“女人回答道,“这将是可以的,因为我将是最美丽的女人,他只会对我的眼睛.“因此,咔嚓 -她是世界上最美丽的女人!对于她的第二个愿望,她想成为世界上最富有的女人.青蛙说,“那将使你的丈夫是世界上最富有的人,他WLL的十倍比你更富有.“女人说,“这将是可以的,因为什么是我的就是他的,是他是我的.“因此,咔嚓她是世界上最富有的女人!然后青蛙询问她的第三个愿望,她说,“我是一个非常温和的心脏病.“这个故事的寓意：女人是聪明的母狗.不要惹他们
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