英文高手（Grammar）帮我修改一下

英文高手（Grammar）帮我修改一下
rewrite 和fix 那些错误的grammar
请各位不要用 You这个单词写在文章里

There are uncountable ways that one can use to make a professor cry. Anyone who is interested and wants to make their professor cry, then please follow these three effortless ways. First, he/she must not come to class on time; in other words, they should just ditch class. If there is four days of class per week, then he/she should ditch three days of class per week. If this does not work, thus the professor is still not mad at you. Then try out the second way, which has something to do with class work and homework. One should not tell the professor a new reason why he/she did not do homework or class work. Other than that, one should always sleep on the desk. If the professor ever wakes one up, then one should ignore the teacher, and lie down on the desk again. After one repeated ignoring the teacher several times. It will be impossible for the teacher to not be irate. If the professor still neither say anything nor cry, one should approach the last way. One should literally copy and paste information from the internet or from a book, and hand it in as his/her own work. This will definitely break the professor’s heart, thus he/she will definitely cry. Not only that, but if the last way is ever executed, not only the professor, but also one will cry too.
这个是我改过的.但是我给你几个建议.你的作文思路太乱了.建议你弄一个outline以后在写.看你的老师的字迹,应该是外国人.所以,你要是有什么不懂得话,应该可以直接问他～大部分的外国老师都非常欢迎学生课后去问的～然后还有就是我觉得其实写这篇短作文可以用student, 不一定要用one.
看你写作文样子你应该才小学或初中吧～加油哦～