作业帮求一个英语笑话要好笑!是课前演讲要用的,所以一定要让人笑出声来.最好不要太难.初中水平即可.不好不给分.
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求一个英语笑话
要好笑!是课前演讲要用的,所以一定要让人笑出声来.最好不要太难.
初中水平即可.
不好不给分.
要好笑!是课前演讲要用的,所以一定要让人笑出声来.最好不要太难.
初中水平即可.
不好不给分.
Good Points and Bad Points
"This house," said the real-estate salesman,"has both its good points and bad points.To show you I'm honest,I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
"The good thing about it," said the agent,"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
优缺点
“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点.为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场.”
“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道.
“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的.”
Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
采购过早
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
"This house," said the real-estate salesman,"has both its good points and bad points.To show you I'm honest,I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
"The good thing about it," said the agent,"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
优缺点
“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点.为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场.”
“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道.
“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的.”
Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
采购过早
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
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