高手给翻译下 我想要英文的原文 是英文的不是中午! 高分

高手给翻译下 我想要英文的原文 是英文的不是中午! 高分
http://v.ku6.com/show/u1Phz-ml2mOWKwCAZs2DZw...html?loc=tashangchuan就是这个视频里 中午字幕已经有了 要英文原文 谢谢了

there is some Asian people here
you Chinese?
no I'm sorry,sorry
Chinese people and Indian people cannot do business together
because Indian people cannot live without a bargain and Chinese people will not give you a bargain
Their objective is to get every penny from you
and my objective to to keep every penny
there is some struggle there
I went to this Chinese mall
some of you may know,Pacific mall
that's the wrong place for an Indian to go
I wanted to buy this bag,I wanted to know how much,I ask this Chinese guy,"how much?"
35 dollars
how about 30?'
Chinese people will never tell you no
They will tell you a no,the longest no you heard in your life
I give you 30
noooooooooooooo
I can't give you for 30 dollars
tomorrow you come I will close down
gimme a deal on the purpose,I will give you a deal
wait let me talk to my wife,hang on
!@#$@#$%@#$%^
ok you seem like a nice guy,i give you better price,34.50
I'm like that's 50 cents man!
50 cents is a lot of money man!
if you save 50 cents here and go save 50 cents somewhere else you have one dollar!
then you take your dollar you take it to the dollar store you buy something else!
he starts to turn into my money manager,I'm like forget it dude,I dont want it
i'm leaving,and he go "hey!be a man!"
be a man!
do the right thing!
what do you mean do the right thing?
you go somewhere else you go around the mall you see something else you dont buy you say hey
I want the purse,34.50,now the price may have gone to to maybe 40 dollar
be a man!
just can't do business man...we can work together,just cant work with eachother.
哇.完了,可能有些地方听错了