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简单的英文小笑话短小易懂的就可以,内容健康.

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简单的英文小笑话
短小易懂的就可以,内容健康.
JOKE 1
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
JOKE 2
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!
JOKE 3
At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
Father said: Wait! I am coming with you