英语翻译Dear Jin,Thank you so much for your nice E-Mails they ar

英语翻译
Dear Jin,
Thank you so much for your nice E-Mails they are so interesting I am pleased that you done well with your English.I shall try and write to you in correct English from now on.I am sorry that i don't write my E-Mails very long,you see i am not such a good typist as you are my Jin.The boy that made comments regarding your hair style seems to be a bit gay to me because he takes so much interest in another boys haircuts,but that is between you and me,however did you comment on his haircut?Your English score of 105/120 does not seem so bad to me i think you should be pleased with yourself.I live in a small town and when its time for me to have my hair cut i go to a big town and i give the barber (barber man that cuts your hair) a good tip almost the cost again of the haircut.Here are the reasons,if you have your hair cut in a small town the barber will cut your hair the same as everyone else in the small town and if you give him a good tip (tip meaning some money extra for him) he can not make your hair look so much better then other peoples hair he cuts in the small town.The reason for this is he has to spend more time styling your hair and others may say i wont my hair cutting like yours,if he cuts their hair in your style he has to spend more time on their hair and perhaps they will not give him a tip.The answer to this Jin is to go to a bigger town so that you are not known and find a barber that can cut hair in different styles and before he cuts your hair you say to him " if you take your time and cut my hair good i will give you a good tip " and tell him how much you will give him.When you go to have a haircut you can take a photo of someone with an haircut that you like,if the barber cuts it all right you can see him again if not find another if there is not a man stylist then find a woman that cuts woman's hair because they are better at styling that's if you would have your hair cut with a woman.You should also remember if your haircut is good your friends will wont to know where you had it cut and if you send them to your stylist and they don't tip him he wont be pleased with you however your real friends perhaps you can tell them the secret but the secret should not get to the sort of boys that take the piss out of you (take the piss meaning laugh about you).Well Jin i hope you can understand all of that if not you can get back to me.You can also put conditioner on your hair and see what happens.
You have a web site hope you have fun with that,but Jin I wont you to be so carefull about meeting people that you don't know they can be DANGEROS i mean it and i always wont you to remember that!
I am glad you liked my music,here is another tune its call " The Pink Panther " its from a film of the same name.I like you so much my friend Jin
One more thing the term " Take the Piss " is not meant for general conversation.
Well Jin a longer E-Mail for you today.

亲爱的Jin
谢谢你发给我的那些邮件,挺有趣的,我为你英语上取得的成绩感到开心.从现在开始我将尽量以正确的英语给你写信.很抱歉我的邮件总是写得很短,你也知道我不像你那样擅长打字.Jin,那个对你的发型发表意见的男孩在我看来可真有点同性恋的感觉,因为他对其他男孩子的发型总是那么感兴趣.这些话你要保守秘密哦.不过你对他的发型有没有什么评论呢?120分满分的英语你能拿到105分在我看来不赖嘛,我觉得你应该对自己满意了.我住在一个小镇里,该剪头时我会去大镇上理发,我付给理发师（barber男性理发师）的小费与理发的费用将近持平.原因如下：如果你在小镇上剪头,理发师剪出来的头型几乎是和镇上所有人都一样的,如果你给他点小费（小费就是你付给他的格外费用）,他会让你的发型看上去比镇上其他人的漂亮得多.之所以会这样是因为他要花更多的时间为你设计发型,其他人会说我不要和你一样的发型,如果他按照给你的发型去修剪其他人的头发,也许那些顾客就不会给他小费了.Jin,去一个更大一些的镇上,在那里没人认识你,你找个理发师他能给你一个与众不同的发行,而且在剪头之前,你对他说“如果你精心地为我剪个发型,我会付给你小费的.”告诉他你会给多少小费.当你去理发时,你可以事先拿一张照片,照片中人物的发型便是你所喜欢的那种.如果那个理发师令你满意,下次你还可以找他,如果不满意,下次你就换个人,或是找个女性理发师,因为她们更擅长发型设计.还要记住的是如果你的头型很漂亮,不要让你的朋友知道你是从哪里剪的,如果你把朋友带到给你剪头的理发师那里,而他们却不付给他小费,你的朋友到是可能很满意不过理发师会对你不高兴的.对于你真正的朋友,你可以把秘密告诉他们,但是如果他们是那种嘲笑你的人,那就免了吧.我希望你能明白这些,如果有不懂的就再来问我.你也可以用护发素的,看看效果会怎样.
(英文里面有些句子不合语法的啊,楼上的是机器翻译的,小心)