作业帮 > 英语 > 作业

各位大神!英语作文啊!明天就开学了 零要求!

来源:学生作业帮 编辑:作业帮 分类:英语作业 时间:2024/05/07 09:36:07
各位大神!英语作文啊!明天就开学了 零要求!

 

 

 

 

 

1:
Dear Peter,
I am very glad to receive your email asking for information about the host family we have arranged for you to stay,the room for you is big and clean,the transportation is convenient,you can drive their car to anywhere,they know English verywell,very friendly and easy to communicate.The female host very good at cuisine,you can enjoy nice food everyday,if you will not get used to the eastern food,you can eat in the western restaurant nearby.
They had ever received one American guys in the year of 2012,they have some experience on doing this,wish you will have good time with their family.
In fact,who would like to receive a white pig in their family
YoursLihua
2:
Dear Sir,
I am young man/Lihua who graduated from Tsinghua University in July,2013,male,born in May,1991,not married,I can speak English and Japanese,very good at driving,computer operating,communicating.My phone No.is 86588798,my email is Lihua@163.com.
When I was in the college,I had ever been the union president,help the fresh man when they do not know where to find sex doll,how to buy proper condom,accompany the lonely girls when they are having masturbation.The feel is good and I find something real in my life.
I hope you can hire me and I will let all of the girls in your company feel good,that’smy fatal value.
Waitingfor your news and regards!
Yours sincerely
Li Hua
3:
Dear Ms Liu,
How time flies,I have been your student for nearly half a year,To begin with,I want to make some sex with you.Thanks for your hard working,with the help of yours,I know a lot of English,much better than before.
But I still have too much trouble in my English studying,such as can not remember the words,do not know how to use the grammar,how stupid this guy is and I do not know what had he done in the school,maybe masturbation every second only.
I havesome suggestions for you,I hope you can use English only in teaching,not too much excise for us after class,ok?You can not understand the words,the rather that the teacher use English to teach you?Neurosis.
Yours Wang Gang
4:
My classmates and I attended a special lecture yesterday,the lecturer is a great person,named Wang Yaping,she is a female astronaut,she is very beautiful and makes me feel a little bit hard.
The topic about this boring lecture is successful launch of Shenzhen aircraft X,it’s nonsense.What will it work to me even if you launch 1 billion rockets to the universe?
Bu the woman can hardly stop one second after she started to talk,my god,I can not
imagine how stupid she is,she maybe thought she is luring and attractive,but I was very sleepy,then I grope Lily’s leg who sit beside me to have some fun.
Good time pass too fast,when the lecture is finished,Lily is all wet,and I believe she will be my friend very soon.Thank you,my dear astronaut,thank you,my stery universe.
5:
Here is a investigation about the middle school student health condition.The result is not so good,30% of themare nearsighted,10% too fat,this condition makes some expert feel worried.Cause no school master loves fat girls.
So the expert recommended,every student may have body exercise for at least 1 hour per day,which called national fitness activities,that is interesting,the girls become even slim,the school master is very happy,they are really monsters.