英语课本剧,比较幽默,搞笑,十分钟之内的完成.

英语课本剧,比较幽默,搞笑,十分钟之内的完成.

翻译很长啊.给你一个大概吧.这篇文章的题目是夸张人物性格.我用了小女孩（little girl）, 书呆子（nerd）,肌肉发达头脑简单的人(jock),还有一个金发碧眼的拉拉队队员（cheerleader）,孕妇以及其丈夫.这是典型的stereotype.书呆子用自己的实验电梯把其余五人关起来,做成意外故障,去试验其余五人的反应.然后再事成之后,对着急去hair沙龙的拉拉队队员进行敲诈,却被识破.
In a multi-purpose building’s elevator. It is a well-decorated elevator. A NERD and a LITTLE GIRL are in the elevator. The NERD is sitting on the ground and writing a lab paper. The LITTLE GIRL is eating a chocolate bar.
LITTLE GIRL: [chewing] Hey! Do you know which floor is the vending machine on?
NERD: Yes. It is on the floor of the square root of three X plus six.
LITTLE GIRL: I don’t get it! Just tell me which floor it is on! I AM HUNGRY!
NERD: You are so stupid. Go figure it out your self.
The elevator slows down and stops. The doors are open. A CHEERLEADER and a JOCK come in. The door shuts.
CHEERLEADER: Honey letz go. We are almost late for your H-O-T football game.
JOCK: I’ll show off these babies for ya in the game [showing off his muscle]
CHEERLEADER: Awwwwww…[frowning at the NERD and the LITTLE GIRL] That is so cute of you.
LITTLE GIRL: Hey! [shouting at the CHEERLEADER] Tell me which floor the vending machine is on!
CHEERLEADER: Why do you need the vending machines? That is SO MANY calories!
LITTLE GIRL: I don’t care! I want the vending machine! Tell me!
CHEERLEADER: SHUT UP!
LITTLE GIRL: Make me!
CHEERLEADER: [to the JOCK]Honey…she won’t shut up.
JOCK: Shut your mouth now, or else…
LITTLE GIRL: [rolls her eyes]
The elevator slows down and stops. The doors are open. A PREGENANT WOMAN and the HUSBAND come in. The door shuts.
PREGNANT WOMAN: OH MY GODNESS! OH MY GODNESS! I AM GONNA DIE!
LITTLE GIRL: [touches the bulging stomach of the PREGMANT WOMAN]
PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHH! GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!
HUSBAND: Honey, calm down. It’s okay. The-baby-is-fine. Now breath in and breath out.
PREGNANT WOMAN: Okay…okay… [slowly breathing]
HUSBAND: Good.
The elevator shakes violently and stopped. The lights are out.
PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CHEERLEADER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LITTLE GIRL: Who turned the light off? Hey! It’s fun! Let’s do it again.
CHEERLEADER: ARE YOU INSANE?
PREGNANT WOMAN: MY BABY! I am gonna die now! MY BABY! MY POOR BABY!
HUSBAND: It’s going to be okay honey. Calm down. OUR baby is doing fine. It’s just a small—
The light goes back on.
HUSBAND: See? It’s all fine now.
CHEERLEADER: [madly pressing the ‘open’ button] Except that WE ARE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!
PREGNANT WOMAN: AHHHHHHHHHH! My nerves…my poor poor nerves.
NERD: It’s fine. It is a result of a short circuit. We can wait here until someone gets us out of here.
CHEERLEADER: Wait? WAIT?! What are you talking about! Now I am late for my hair appointment!
LITTLE GIRL: Who cares about your hair? I WANT THE VENDING MACHINE!
CHEERLEADER: WHAT?! You little brat who has no sense of fashion at all! Where do you get your cloth from? Second hand supermarket?
LITTLE GIRL: No! Well…sort of…but a least people love me! Unlike you.
CHEERLEADER: HEY! Watch your mouth!
LITTLE GIRL: I am merely speaking the truth.
CHEERLEADER: Well my daddy loves me. That’s why he gave me all these money. And my boyfriend loves me too. [To JOCK] Right? Honey?
JOCK: Right, sweetheart.
PREGNANT WOMAN: OW! I CAN’T HOLD ON ANY LONGER! I…I...OWWW!
CHEERLEADER: Quick, little brat! Press the button.
LITTLE GIRL: NO!
CHEERLEADER: Press it now or get your face punched.
LITTLE GIRL: Fine… [presses the button] See? It doesn’t work!
CHEERLEADER: Well Press again!
LITTLE GIRL: [presses again and again] See? I told you. IT DOES NOT WORK!
CHEERLEADER: Useless. I am going to call my daddy to get us out of here.
NERD: Cell phones do not work in an elevator.
CHEERLEADER: BE QUIET, [dials numbers] my phone is the newest, it will work for sure! Hey! I can’t get a signal.
NERD: Told you.
LITTLE GIRL: I WANT THE VENDING MACHINE!
HUSBAND: We have to get out of here! We need to go to the hospital.
JOCK: Shut up, all of you. My babies will get us out of here.
NERD: It’s physically impossible. You can always observe. Flesh can not punch through steel.
JOCK: Watch me. [punches the door] OUCH!
NERD: Told you.
JOCK: I can always punch you!
CHEERLEADER: Look, nerd, you spend hours and hours in math clubs and whatever. So get us out of here!
NERD: Sure. I do not do it for free though.
CHEERLEADER: How much?
NERD: 1,000 dollar in five minutes.
CHEERLEADER: Pocket change. 2,000 in one minute. [takes out a check and signed]
NERD: DEAL [takes the check and takes out a remote control, press a button, the doors slowly opens, the LITTLE GIRL, the PREGNANT WOMAN and the HUSBAND left in a hurry].
CHEERLEADER: You know how to get out of here all along?
NERD: Duh! It was my experiment elevator. I observe people’s reactions in different situations.
CHEERLEADER: How dare you?!
JOCK: My fists feel itchy. [pushes the NERD in a corner.]
The elevator doors closes. Sounds come from the elevator.
?: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
March 11,2009 Wednesday
Script Writing Escercise
By Flora Wang
绝对原创,in fact,这是我上次的英语作业,如果格式没变的话应该是正规剧本的格式.所以你只要你粘以下就可以啦!