我想要一篇可以绕上三分钟的英语绕口令,比较有趣的,接近生活的,谁可以给我提供这样的绕口令呢?

我想要一篇可以绕上三分钟的英语绕口令,比较有趣的,接近生活的,谁可以给我提供这样的绕口令呢?
可以在五天内给我答复吗?

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.Don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.Flash message!Knapsack straps.My dame hath a lame tame crane.My dame hath a crane that is lame.Of all the felt I ever felt,I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt ,when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.最舒适(pleasant)的放置(to place)欧鲽(plaice)的地方(place)是欧鲽喜欢(be pleased)被放在的地方.别宠溺(pamper)宿营在(camp)斜坡(ramp)上的路灯(lamp)下的潮湿(damp)的调皮(scamp)小乞丐们(tramps).快报!军用背包的肩带 我的夫人有只瘸腿温顺的仙鹤.我的夫人有只仙鹤是瘸腿的.所有我感受到的感受中,我从未感受到比这个感受感觉更好的感受,当我第一次感受到那个感受的时候.当然你要知道绕口令是把读音相近的词串在一起,有时候没有什么意思的：sometimes they don't make sense.A big black bug bit a big black bear,made the big black bear bleed blood.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.一只黑色大臭虫咬了一只黑色大狗熊,把它咬出血了 我想许和你一样的愿望,但如果你想许的愿望跟巫婆想许的愿望是一样的,我就不想和你许一样的愿望了
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby,bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
鲍比Bippy买了一只蝙蝠.
鲍比Bippy买了一球.
鲍伯和他的球棒砰的一声
砰的一声撞到墙上的那
但是这么大胆博比砰的一声
他突然他的橡皮球
“嘘!”哭,鲍比
运气不好球
鲍比,倒霉坏运气
现在许多麻烦里去,为的是要淹没他
鲍比Bippy的吹泡泡.
希望能帮到你哦.