英语课前小笑话

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你要哪种类型的.我有好多.再问：日常点的，我看我同学都讲国外明星，电影之类，但我不想重复，而且还要做三四页ppt再问：日常点的，我看我同学都讲国外明星，电影之类，但我不想重复，而且还要做三四页ppt再

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