英语搞笑七人短剧剧本

男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)男：CanIhaveyourname?（

荆轲刺秦王　　（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,trying

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）本文来自:恒星英语学习网(详细出处参考：焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshor

Willpower意志力Mike(M)Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates地点:Scene----inthecollegedorm大学宿舍Dannyisplayingacomp

Aside:Onceuponatime,abeautifulprincessnamedSnowWhite.Wereferredtoasherwhite.But!Inthenearfuture,theq

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ABrotherLikeThatAfriendofminenamedPaulreceivedanautomobilefromhisbrotherasaChristmaspresent.OnChrist

人物：A,B,CA和B为朋友C为小偷AandBwaitsforthebuswithhandsfullofshoppingbags.AcarryingexpensiveLVhandbag.Cstands

灰姑娘（Cinderella）第一场布景：灰姑娘家旁白：Long,longago,therewasacutegirl,hernameisCinderella,hermotherwasdead,andh

英语短剧：小兔子乖乖人物：LittleDuck,MissCat,MissRabbit,MrDog旁白：LittleDuck要去看望外婆.一路上他又唱又跳,高兴极了.在小河边,他碰到了MissCat.D

prologuej:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemywifeiswusong..i’mnotafr

自己选吧道具：小床、门）Mum:Tomgetup!TomYes,mummy.Goodmoring,mummy.Mum:Goodmoring,Tom.Mum:Breakfastisreday.Tom:I

外星人说：“AreyouChinese?”你会中文吗?（不知道对不对）人类：“Yes,”是的接下来全是中文对话...绝对搞笑==

ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobya

1IntheAabbey(ThestorystartsinanabbeyofSalzburg,Austria,inthelastGoldenDaysoftheThirties.Halleluyah!B

S:kneeldown!AOBAi!(严厉的表情)AO:pardon?S:doyouhavebreakfast?doyouneedsomewatertoeat.andsomefoodtodrink?M

RACHEL:Ohmygod.Ohmygod.(Shedecidestomakeabreakforit.)Excuseme.Move!Move!Emergency!Excuseme!(Shetries

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百度搜一下英语西游记搞笑小品,看的笑死了

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