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故事《小红帽》的英语版.Onceuponatimetherewasadearlittlegirlwhowaslovedbyeveryonewholookedather,butmostofallbyhe

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

allybabyOncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesof

经典口误1.在食堂排队,听见旁边一男生说.“师傅,来碗‘子弹菜花’汤!”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈,笑得我喷汤了.2.某日在米线店吃饭上得很慢很饿.终于按耐不住拍桌咆哮之,本来是想说再不上米线我就把桌子掀了!

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

。。。。。再问：？！再答：AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyes

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

Theshowwason.Itiswasdarkinthecinema.Oneoftheaudiencegotup,movingalongtherowofseatsandwenttothesmokin

Abaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop."HowcanIhelpyou?"askedthestylist."Iwentforahairtransplant,"theguyexpl

Oneday,therabbitwasill,hetoldhisfriendstohelphimtogotoadoctorsnails.Butafteralongtime,haven'tcomebac

Oneday,oneguyaskedforhelpontheinternet.Hesaid,"Hi,pleasehelpme,IneedtotellastoryinEnglish".Ithoughtt

TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Schoo

和上帝对话edmpdueedmpdueAmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"and

第一则：心目中的英雄PersonalHeroOurgranddaughter'ssecond-gradeclasswasaskedtowriteabouttheirpersonalheroes.Her

1.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'msti

Everyyear,thereisanimportantlotteryinNewtown.Thelotteryraisesmoneyforthelocalhospital.Mostpeoplebuya

I'llSeetotheRest　　Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatfor

onceuponatimeafoxfoundabunchofripegrapeinatree.Itwasveryhappyatfirst,andtriedtogetit.Aftertryingfors

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa