简单笑话

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tooDoctor:Yourcoughsoundsmuchbettertoday.Patient:Itshould.I'vebeenpracticingallnight.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.

解题思路：该题考查了学生的写作以及理解能力。平时多读多思考。解题过程：示例：一个聋子去看朋友，进门的时候朋友家的狗对他狂叫不已，而聋子却一点都听不到。见到朋友后聋子说：你家的狗昨天晚上没有睡好吧？&l

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

intheotherhand,Uhavemorefingles.够冷够简单了吧从煎蛋那看得

Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"makeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapita

这是我在一本书上看到的,一百分之一百的正确率,上面的是中文翻译现在几点了两个男孩在后院露营,他们不知道到了晚上几点钟.于是,一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了.”“那就会知道时间吗?”“只

Theshowwason.Itiswasdarkinthecinema.Oneoftheaudiencegotup,movingalongtherowofseatsandwenttothesmokin

不是我挑刺,提问者要求词汇要简单点的,你看你那个GONG有几个孩子认得?还是看看我这个小笑话吧：）太简单,我就不翻译了.Amanhadthreeapples.Hebegantoeatthefirsto

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

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某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:iamsorry.老外应道:iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道:iamsorrythree.老外不解,问whatareyousorryfo

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1.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'msti

“小子你给我起来！这才第十一拳哪！”mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGo

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

有个人不小心撞了一个外国人.他：I'msorry外:I'msorry,too.他:I'msorry,three外:Whatareyousorryfor他:I'msorry,five.AGoodBoyL

这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.ABIGE-mailMistakeAnIllinoisman

"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfrom